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Are you ready to LAUGH?
Then don't be watching this pile of utter wankstained knickers
as I LOVE Alexa Chung.
It was awful. Really, really awful. Possibly the worst thing I've watched all year.
My story is the same as yours....lured in by that siren Alexa Chung and then not having enough time to react once I realized how wrong it all was.
So very wrong.
i enjoy BURNING TORTUROUS PAIN
so yes, i am looking forward to it
for some reason I feel compelled to watch it again - which is more than they deserve.
I saw the first one and vowed I would rather eat my own shit than inflict it upon myself once more, but Alexa's siren call is luring me in again. Does this mean I'm into bondage?
it just means that you enjoy having a beautiful women defecate on you whilst a funny looking midget peers over your crotch making unfunny sarcastic comments and masturbating.
i'm not sure if thats bondage, but its definitely wrong
I'm just off to the bathroom for 5 minutes. Be right back.
better than Penthouse Letters.
How can something that feels so right be wrong?
thing happening....for at least the next 20 minutes I'm inclined to agree with you
Alexa can make anything good.
out of morbid interest
after "Please try not to be old AND gross!!!"
Those Kate Moss photoshops were terrible.
got to be the first and last of the series.
the day DiS caused me pain...
how could you let me watch that
Alexa: "oh ben, youre so old and curmudgeonly!"
Ben elton: "and youre so young and niave!"
Alexa: "but together..."
Ben: "we make..."
Together: "The perfect comedy duo!"
*theme tune plays*
But yeah, worth it for alexa alone.
i want to kiss you so much
pls come to london some day
I might be coming down near the end of june, and maybe some other time for some uni open days.
WHYYYY does she keep just staring around the room aimlessly in between autocue reads?
not a 2 out of 10
maybe a 5?
finally get through to someone that doesn't give a toss
then the show took the piss out of itself saying it was just a poor grumpy old men.
and it's right.
NOW it's tackling religion. LOL.
me, up there.
I take it back. Its terrible.
I now want to kill myself approximately 15987549782 times more than I did before i watched it.
she's a plain jane devoid of any semblance of charm
dont listen to it.
but she has all the charisma of a steamed cabbage.
actually, judging by Get a Grip thats probably a bit too complimentary
Roll on next Wednesday!
I think Ben Elton should hang his head in shame for putting her in the position of having to read that tripe. She is a talented presenter and deserves better than this rubbish.
loved by Christopher Alcxxk
my "SUPPORT TALENTED ALEXA THROUGH THIS DIFFICULT TIME OF INEVITABLE SLATING"
That ruined the only good element of the program. I may cry.
Ice T's Rap School on TMF. It will make it all better.
stretch and/or 'pokey'. She looked lovely and I feel for her as she's probably signed some awful contract and dreads going to the studio to make this show. What was her agent thinking?? She must have had tons of better offers!
this difficult time.
Who's with me?
In that thread that she saw, I posted a posted a positive comment.
"fuk da h8rs"
We should get some banners made up.
"ALEXA IS HOT! AUTOCUES ARE NOT!"
Nope - that's rubbish.
she's really proud of the work done for the show? We've landed ourselves in Alexashit again and you'll never get added.
Pitch to Channel 4 Light Entertainment - You'll Never Get Added. Alexa Chung hosts this fun-filled, risque game show in which she judges whether people who fancy her have mates who've slagged her off on message boards. With guest appearances from Jamie Sample and Ricky Otto, plus music from The Twang.
Oh please no more Alexashit. That was a terrible misunderstanding. I don't care if she adds me or not any more. I'm made of sterner stuff now.
She may well be proud of her work. And rightly. I admire her ability to deal with what she's been handed by Mr Elton and his pals. She should be proud that she's able to pull it off.
But she must know that she is worthy of better material than this. It's all filmed shortly before broadcast, so she wouldn't have had access to the material we see her struggling with before Ben got his quill and parchment out. I think she's been HOODWINKED by him. He probably sat her down to watch Black Adder and she was convinced. I would've been...