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all pejoratively-like. I've never heard one.
and throw some organic seeds in their face.
i can't clicky nor paste that.
Sometimes it just won't let me. Selects the advert to the left and the news stories to the right and not the main text. Probably some evil, corporate bollocks.
not following 'standards'.
All blacks are untermenschen.
and then vomit steak and kidney into their faces
are from better off backgrounds than me. so it's not something I really have to deal with.
Although when I was a student and i went to parties round where i used to live, everyone used to call me "bamber" after a presenter of university challenge, and found that very funny. i never had a come back there.
how middle class we are she squeezes by balls until I cry.
would be more middle class..with a shake of balsamic
why it mattered and how it could be an insult.
always makes me laugh when people vehemently deny being middle-class when they so very clearly are.
I am super middle class, but I don't see how it's a bad thing.
out of interest.
my Dad worked pretty hard for this!"
share a bedroom and bunk beds with my brother, wear hand-me-downs and have the same school shoes for three years. What class does this make me?
let my monocle fall out and spill my cremé de menthe
with my ikea baseball bat.
it's sort of made me a redundant member of society. Oh well.
So it works fine for me.
APART FROM MY ROOF TERRACE.
I'm posh. Very posh.
tell me this isnt true.....i have a thing for the welsh
an eigth in fact.. or an eight and a bit.
nothing wrong with wales.
they are super posh because they have a prince.
have a goat.
Or the welsh guard does, or something.
Anyway it is an awesome goat with a little goaty face. I think they may have used it to confuse suicide bombers in Iraq.
I'm sure it was very effective..
I like little goaty faces.
Im not middle class, Im classless. or I span the classes, or "these definitions do not apply anymore" nowadays most people who work are middle class.
Working class would now appear to include professional jobless people
isnt anyone going to take issue with that?
anyway, with a certain amount of pride. I could wear a sticker that said 'Little Britain is shit and you're a fucking moron', but the adhesive would wear off eventually.
and then show them the quiz i did on facebook which proves i'm 13 points more working class than i am upper/middle class.
If all you're going to do is drag them up and call them cunty?
What a cunty thing to do.
"I grew up in Feltham", that usually shuts them up. Or if it's a friend winding me up then I try (emphasis on "try") to laugh it off. I used to get it all the time due to my relatively well spoken accent.
"nah g, i'm from the ghetto"
then i flash them the wink. Usually works cos i'm a badass
How things change
some of these responses made me laugh out loud - particularly the ikea baseball bat and creme to menthe XD
Who is going to use middle class as an insult?
Not the upper classes (with whom a lot of you seem to have confused the middle class) they would consider it vulgar to mention class at all for the most part.
Certainly not the working classes - if they want to insult you due to class they will invariably call you 'posh'.
So.... if someone uses 'middle class' as an insult the chances are that they are middle class themselves and hilariously insecure about it so the response should be
'so are you you fucking dim imbecile'.
followed closely by a 'nurrr nur nur-nurrr nur'.
But what kind of dick comes up, taps you on the chest and says 'middle class, huh?'. I can't imagine a scenario where it happens and it doesn't involve the rhythm section of The Enemy in same way
I can never guess who your targets are going to be until you attack. The Enemy? Are they even still alive?