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always rim before you ram.
Ram-Bam Bam-Bam before you Hot Rod.
on the morning of her job interview
or is that something to do with cars?
If the river runs red, take the dirt path.
Have you tried turning it off and then on again?
No means no. Unless you're with a girl that bizzarrely starts moaning "no" when she orgasms. Then you can take the risk.
'please' and 'thank you' enough, when you say these appear genuinely grateful and humble lest people suspect sarcasm and are offended.
"I DEFINITELY CONSENT TO THIS" repeatedly so you can't be charged with rape.
I'm usually cool with just a verbal agreement. But freaky shit has to have a signed and notarised form. It's just a common sense.
to exit the wizard?
and blows up there ass and jacks them off my putting their arm around the front, so it looks like they are playing a trombone....the poo is the rust.
What poo? How does "blowing up their ass" create poo?
theres going to be some poo a few inches up an bottom
I'd never checked, but thanks, I won't bother now I know THAT'S what's up there.
is my favourite solo artist, actually.
prune the foo foo before spanking the duckling.
that's what my grampa taught me.
wax the gorse bush when meddling with the middle 'un.
Or is it always?
I'll come back to you
'solid sports', RUN.
especially water sports.
Lisa Stansfields favourite pastime "alledgedly"