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what's he ever done to you, eh?
Bloody heartless bastards.
But I've bashed Martbowski most of my adult life, like every other man, and I'm not going to stop due to a messageboard post by some young upstart!
it would be unseemly, I call mine reginald
escalating surreal jokes: A RISKY BUSINESS
I guess the pull of Martbowski is just too strong.
Everybody lives like they wanna live
Leave him alone
you shouldn't randomly be plain rude to people on here either. Innit.
In conclusion: Bread.*
*Sorry, I'll stop doing that.
much more entertaining.
closer to Martbowski.
He reminds me of my best mate Stella. Relentless and ace misanthropy.
now produced worldwide and available on tap in many public houses.
and we went out for a drink with another 2 mates. There were these four people there who one of the people knew from university.
They just sat there and looked scared and said nothing.
Stella spent about the next hour after we left the pub calling them cunts in a loud voice.
and an expletive / rant in the main body.
I'm not really
and the worst form of loving is to own.
He only bawls when he isn't!
Supernanny wins again.
how did you guess?
It could have been sociopath I guess. But egregious just has a nice ring to it.
He got banned.
Mart is back
Tell a friend
Comeon, you know your eminem, right?
I know I'm a bastard.
But I'm certainly not bloody.
to love !
I was going to do an "ironic" kiss here but cant be arsed.
The problem is more that young Martin seems to have taken it upon himself to be the one who walks around pointing and laughing at people's perceived flaws and weaknesses.
It's just a lack of social grace really isn't it?
I blame the parents. And maybe the diet.
It's Martbowski. He's widely reviled on here for a reason.
martbowskis are the chris morrises of the future.
Albeit if they spent less time on the internet and more time doing cool stuff.
I assume I've missed something.
and then bringing up enough personal stuff to get him banned from the site.
It's actually a bit weird, thinking about it.
You're fired, I want a better stalker.
You don't know what might happen...
Have fun researching my personal life for the evening.
Alternatively: go and do something less creepy.
Anthonus spoils everything.
That sounds like a compliment in your mouth.
I've thought of blasting myself, but I failed.
So, I'm there...
to be a reply to Mart.
Why am I failing in everything I do in my life ?
I'm just glad he's not looking to gain your respect.
but like sideshow bob with bart "Ive grown accustomed to his face".....OK I Lie I <3 him
Have you not got a loosely-related masturbatory anecdote to help illustrate your point?
I chuckled when he punched the air, but I can't stand American teenagers, so I couldn't watch any more than 2 minutes.
thats so good.
"ive got news for you... all you viewers out there... you are the ones... who... dont know things..."
"To all you people that say im retarded... im not retarded, im reSMARTED"
he's pretty much the best thing on youtube.
and his problems suitably dull.
and ascerbic young man
i spose he can be a smidge immature, but he is quite a cool guy from my internet perspective :]
Im older than lyle and use more words, I deserve it.
If, Mart, you need a reason to hate me, perhaps my <3 in John Brainlove will give you the impetus you need
in John Brainlove???
You absolutely deserve it !
i definitely would
luv u babez XXX
I've never got this many replies to one of my threads before. I owe everything to Mart.