I'm on the tube and a 30-something blonde Scottish lady gets on, think Ingrid Tarrant minus 15 years...skinny jeans, designer sunglasses and a gentleman friend with big dry hair, buck teeth and a Ralph shirt tucked into chinos. This was in Kensington (veh poshe)

"Ah you see, this is how REAL people travel"
"Oh Really?"
"Yes...imagine - some people have to get public transport every day"
"I couldn't. I could never do this every day"
"Well it's ok, we're only going to Sloan Square" (very rah part of London)

this was in front of a tube full of commuters

I wanted to ready the wolves for these two.