I have recently undertaken the very manly task of growing a beard, inspired such heroes as Alan Cork, Bamos and God.
However, I'm concerned that without due care and attention, my facial hair could reach Will Oldham proportions, something which I fear would ruin this special time for me.
Has anyone got any tips on how to keep my ever-expanding beard under control? Ones that take minimal effort and time, as I'm incredibly lazy. Thank you xx