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Did it use lube?
does it sting, or is it suprisingly enjoyable in a vibrator kind of way.
tense your bum cheeks
this is true
i shooed it out! it looked quite angry so I talked to it a bit too
does anyone else ever get the distinct feeling that you're on holiday when you're not? not just because it's sunny, but I just went into the kitchen and thought I was in a villa in Spain or something for a second
but then I realise I'm in Hertfordshire.
sometimes I'm positive it's almost christmas when its like June
and there was a gust of hot hair from a shop we were passing, and it felt like we were going out into town on holiday
everytime I post anything someone turns it into a thread about my band and it seems like I ask for it!!
I'd take it as a compliment...
thank you sir!
Now...come play a show in Aberdeen or Edinburgh, you bastard!
Glasgow's too obvious...
because it landed on my lollipop and i licked it....
it makes it more satisfying....
but you missed.
..last year a wasp bounced off the wing mirror and landed inside the sleeve of my t-shirt.The bastard stung ma side twice whilst i nearly went off the fuckin motorway.Worst minute of my life thusfar.
and doesn't, I will hold you personally responsible when I end up dying if one stings me again.
It's scary having to carry round an EpiPen knowing you might one day have to jab it in yr leg in front of loads of people =[