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Who should i bet on for the Grand National and where...oh and erm, how? (i havent felt this lame since i asked "How do i get a bus?")
Who should i bet on for the Grand National and where...oh and erm, how? (i havent felt this lame since i asked "How do i get a bus?")
I
did open this thread, what were the odds? What do I win?
Bet on the horse whose jockey wears a pink jersey with a green diamond/v shape on it. Do it in a betting shop, Coral maybe.
"Hi, i like the one in pink, have 500 english pennies Mr Coral"
"you sir are a gay. you win nothing but public condemnation and this STI tester kit in a cute vase."
Well
obviously you buy a newspaper to see which bloke is wearing that outfit and find out the horses name that way. There will be a few wearing pink.
open an account
on a betting website, make a deposit using your debit card, you will get a free bet also. Choose a horse, choose how much to bet, bet.
OR
get the paper tomorrow, pick a horse, go into bookies, say "i would like to put £? on (name of horse)