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mum:can i have a slice of your pizza
chris:you wouldn't like it.
from ages ago!
Mum: Hi chris!
Chris: Sex sex sex sex sex wipe clean sex sex sex...
to my mum about sex.
Anyone that talks to their mum about sex must be foreign.
with their parents to tell them they have had sex and know what they are doing blah blah, but there s a slag at school who tells her everything, like oh i had sex with my best friends boy friend...quite wierd really..and she's english before you ask.
that you shouldn't talk to your mom.
i do...it's great when i go to school, i just don't phone home...see it's harder to ignore at home as you have to interact, but it's easy at school
my mums a slag and shouts and it's very tiring
mum: your dad's watching the unit at 9 0'Clock
*remeains facing computer screen at all times*
sane people !
And I actually don't hate her.
Till I saw her.
I debated over the number of l's for about 2 minutes!