I just got an email saying it was a collegue's birthday and cakes were on the table in the middle of the office. I ran over a took what looked to be a lovely strawberry cupcake. I sat back down with a coffee ready to enjoy my cake, on the first bite I thought "there's something up with this cake", second bite "what the flip is up with this cake?", third bite "this aint no cake, it's FAT FREE!" Eurgh.