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is my least favourite footballing term by far
most favourite? "touch of a rapist"
how when a player is having a stormer, but then misplaces a pass or loses control, Clive Tyldesly will inevitably say, 'he is human after all'.
God I hate that man.
Favourite term, 'Get it in the mixer'
"Stick It In Da Mixer"
Anyone see the tottenham game last night? Fuck me, DAvid Pleat is a gumbo! He couldn't even pronnouce the players names properly:
Malbranque became Mal-BRANK
Jenas became JANE-us
Berbatov became BERB-OF
Put him to pasture NOW!
is a kerb crawling cunt.
skipping mincer of relegation sideburn survival...
That celebration is easily the best thing he's ever done.
was making these exact same observations last night.
Alves became ALAVES.
is 'injury crisis' when a team has 3 men out and 36 international players in the wildernesss..
most favourite and underused is 'finished with aplomb.'
"he crashed the post with a real hum-dinger!"
is 'Oh, that was a real crackerjack!'
when lumbering centre backs come forward for set pieces.
is "Come home"
used when one of my moronic defenders is considering running the ball out of defence against two strikers
is 'get out!' and 'halfway line!' at my defenders when the opposing team looked like they were trying to get near my goal in a vain attempt to catch them offside.
when a goalie dominates a corner or deep cross/defender gets in a thumping header
when Jamie Carragher's lack of pace is exposed and he makes a desperate lunge at the ball for the 1000th time.
where's me hubcab?
'that's a great last ditch challenge.'
"true English grit."
given a "war chest" by his chairman. Yuck!
My favourite, and least used in English football is "doing a rabona"
"he's got a good touch for such a big lad"
"Lampard, oh he's caught in possession by *(insert name here)" and "Lampard shoots, deflection - GOAL!!"
this seemed a good place to start.
Lampard scores many fabulous goals without deflections too - TRUTH.
'England are pedestrian right now'
which made me chuckle.
'Pull the Trigger!' Good call, bamos.
Football was the winner