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and if its soon, do you want to buy me a drink?
it needs to be near a first capital connect station.
what is it ?
when you go to a bank, put a card in a big thingie and try to remember 4 numbers ?
because you're not sure the thingie will give you your card back.
which i cant
with that disorder !?
and I'm at Wimbledon travelling to Sutton - suit?
casual wear will be fine.
Sorry.
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meet me at elstree and borehamwood.
there is a station which starts with the letters "schizo"
I withdraw my offer of a pint
sometimes 4.30, sometimes 5.
I think today it will be 5 which is a bit poo.
and if you come to chatham I'll buy you a drink.
or knocked up for that matter.
although that may all change when we descend upon AMADEUS.
i'll fuck some bitch up and then get fucked in the loos by a pikey. sweet.
there's no need to use the loos young lady
among the fag ends and blue wkd spillages.
god i hope a camera crew for uk uncovered is there. i'll get my tits out. yeaaaaaaaah!
you can just enter the 'best breast' competition and parade around on stage with 6 other lovely girls in a pair of identical pants in order to win £75 and the pride of your fellow revellers
you gotta love this place. I am not exaggerating in the slightest. I have a photo on my phone of said event as I was so shocked.
clearly your loss!
clearly wants my number
dirty
I've seen these type of things on holidays. The women are usually the type that snipers wouldn't even take out.
can't you at least try harder when you're not in london? you are representing us, after all.
you are ever in Newbury meths, I'll get you a creme de menthe. I normally get home about 6
is it outside zone 2? if so i cant come
What zone does West Berkshire fall under?
Cheap Day Return go that far?
converastion seems to be one long line of questions?
i think. or was it reading? where's the Liquid?
is a Liquid in Newbury. If you went there one night and didn't tell me, I am going to laugh so hard...
it was a year ago. i.... i... don't want to talk about it.
i think we went drinking in the hogs head before hand?
you probably did. What in the world of chips were you doing in Newbury?
i think we've had this conversation before....
i ain't working late for anything except extra money.
and I'll be running home to burn cd's and curl hair then running to old blue to play cd's. you can buy me a drink there if you like.
I have trouble concentrating.. did you say yes?
I'd do anything to pay the bills too
and that includes a happy ending
Jack_El_Biscuit will simulataneously be stroking my hair.
need a Cheap Day Return to zone 4000, can you pick El_Biscuit up on the way?
That's FCC
THE FCC WAS NEVER DOWN WITH ME
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amazing
work ?
what is it ?
its when you go to earn money by doing work. but thats not important right now
you mean
when you go to a bank, put a card in a big thingie and try to remember 4 numbers ?
i hate doing that!
why ?
because you're not sure the thingie will give you your card back.
cos you have to remember a sequence of doing things
which i cant
and you can work
with that disorder !?
5.30
and I'm at Wimbledon travelling to Sutton - suit?
I'm sure
casual wear will be fine.
.
Sorry.
"i just got that!"
north london part of the line.
^ ungrateful
.
thats north londoners for you
5:30
meet me at elstree and borehamwood.
*Schizophrenics only
Its the name of the station
i challenge anyone who reckons
there is a station which starts with the letters "schizo"
Here I am trying to be nice
I withdraw my offer of a pint
occasionaly 4
sometimes 4.30, sometimes 5.
I think today it will be 5 which is a bit poo.
and if you come to chatham I'll buy you a drink.
*get you into a fight
but you're not coming?
hey, I've yet to get you in a fight
or knocked up for that matter.
although that may all change when we descend upon AMADEUS.
great, i'll do both.
i'll fuck some bitch up and then get fucked in the loos by a pikey. sweet.
*on the dance floor
there's no need to use the loos young lady
this place sounds so familiar
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah baby
among the fag ends and blue wkd spillages.
god i hope a camera crew for uk uncovered is there. i'll get my tits out. yeaaaaaaaah!
is that a promise?
you don't need a camera crew
you can just enter the 'best breast' competition and parade around on stage with 6 other lovely girls in a pair of identical pants in order to win £75 and the pride of your fellow revellers
seriously, where is this?
^^^ Yeah, where is it?
CHATHAM!!!
you gotta love this place. I am not exaggerating in the slightest. I have a photo on my phone of said event as I was so shocked.
send it to me now
if you really want it PM me your number....
very clever!
too late I'm leaving work
clearly your loss!
^^^^^^
clearly wants my number
thats not why you have it....
dirty
seriously, if you'd seen them you'd know that wasn't true!
I can imagine
I've seen these type of things on holidays. The women are usually the type that snipers wouldn't even take out.
that's just a normal tuesday night for you, surely?
can't you at least try harder when you're not in london? you are representing us, after all.
If
you are ever in Newbury meths, I'll get you a creme de menthe. I normally get home about 6
brilliant.
is it outside zone 2? if so i cant come
I don't know.
What zone does West Berkshire fall under?
4000?
Does
Cheap Day Return go that far?
depends if they have barriers in newbury?
This
converastion seems to be one long line of questions?
are you trying to put me off?
Did it work?
what do you think?
I think I might stop now?
that isnt a question...is it?
exclusion zone
i've been there!
i think. or was it reading? where's the Liquid?
There
is a Liquid in Newbury. If you went there one night and didn't tell me, I am going to laugh so hard...
i went there one night.
it was a year ago. i.... i... don't want to talk about it.
i think we went drinking in the hogs head before hand?
Yes,
you probably did. What in the world of chips were you doing in Newbury?
my flatmate is from Chieveley.
i think we've had this conversation before....
5pm on the dot
i ain't working late for anything except extra money.
5pm
and I'll be running home to burn cd's and curl hair then running to old blue to play cd's. you can buy me a drink there if you like.
did you read what i wrote?
Not if she's got any sense
did you read what she wrote?!
Murder?
It's sunny outside
I have trouble concentrating.. did you say yes?
Don't be ashamed,
I'd do anything to pay the bills too
CUDDLE ME
Fiver
I'll do it for £2.50
and that includes a happy ending
Fine. From 5:30 until 8:30 am, yeah?
Jack_El_Biscuit will simulataneously be stroking my hair.
You'll
need a Cheap Day Return to zone 4000, can you pick El_Biscuit up on the way?
Fiver
As long as you two promise to cuddle all the way here
How about ely?
That's FCC
THE FCC WAS NEVER DOWN WITH ME
Ha!
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marry me.
now
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dear god man
P.S
i cant make out her tits
Here, i think:
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can you enlarge it please?
Sure.
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Ungrateful.
sorry
amazing
i was busy photocoying it