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Does this mean I will get my legs snapped?
Now go back to the shop and get some gold ones.
Red means arrogance.
The real man would have chose Copa Mundials.
A sensible boot that supports the foot.
courted me with their talk of multiple insoles and synthetic leather products. And shiny, shiny redness.
I've been told I play arrogantly, or at least in a manner that incites "rugged" defenders into two-footed lunges - in fact I was on the end of a proper leg-breaker the other week and I was wearing plain old generic predators.
And if they made those boots in gold believe me I would have bought them
jealous of your skills/arrogance and the boots won't make that much difference unless they are dayglo or something.
My friend bought those R9 Ronaldo boots when they came out and got absolutely crippled. Coincidence?
wearing red puma boots?
what were you thinking monkey head
yes! I owned those boots! I can't recall any other player wearing them though? Were they a Keown patent?
Incidentally, I'll be completing my "please snap me in two" look in a couple of weeks when I'm forced to buy an alice band to keep the hair out of my face.
Yes, that simple piece of cloth certainly has a way of attracting the two footed lunges...
South American Journeyman Midfielder is the look to go for.
I also had those red puma boots.
and you might even get signed by Roy Evans
and you get a night with Pat Butcher.
Now bow down and kiss my predators.
I was only playing along with the joke or something. I'm a fan of Lotto. Over those stupid pretentious brands like Kronos.
Were they the ones with the orange Lotto thing? I bought the Italian Lotto ones cos they were cheaper and blue.
about the black Lotto boots with the green square thingys on the side
journey man sounds like an excellent look for Scottish football. I've got into the habit of the using the whole Italian praying/hand clasping gesture towards the ref too. Basically I try to make it blindingly obvious that I'm an utter cunt.
In my defence, the boots were on sale and the only other options were 'Limited Edition World Cup Specials' with the Angolan flag stuck on the side.
I was blinded by their spectacular ineptitude.
Actually I could have got some oh-so patriotic England boots too, WITH A BULLDOG ON THE HEEL!
haven't you ever wanted to be from some tiny nation just so you could represent them on the world stage at some level? pretending you're angolan would give you a chance. i curse the fact i'm not Palauian every day of my life.
to play for Malaysia one day.
A nice young man attempted to punch me after the England QF for "looking Portuguese" so maybe I have a chance. Although on balance I prefer my chances with Andorra.
As my gran was born there.
The thought of a 6'3, long haired, Glaswegian playing for China is fantastic.
Alas, I'm not really very good these days.
after a challenge, or roll your fingers round each other to indicate you need to be substituted also work well
I haven't tried brandishing an imaginary card. I'm sure that would go down brilliantly. I have, however, kicked my own ankles out in the box in an attempt to get a penalty.
I got booked. :(
nothing wrong with being a wind up merchant, but diving?! for shame!
seemed like a good idea at the time. In fact it probably would have been a good idea if my execution hadn't been so woeful.
I was about 11, and thought I was the man. On the first game I wore them, the opposing manager yelled to his left back "oi! Kirk! Get tight on custard feet"
Now, it's Copa Mundials all the way. In fact, mine were stolen for me from the Colchester United physio. And they fit like a dream!
of blue and red diadora boots when I was about 12. I don't think I've ever been as good at football as I was then. Not that I wasn't shit.
the first coloured boots I saw were on Paolo Di Canio when he was at Celtic. He wore some obscure Italian brand's boots. They were white.
I had a pair of red Umbro boots though, which were the dog's testicles.
Cope Mundials for the win though.
kicked up in the air
Get some Puma Kings - choice of the 90's generation!
because Martin Keown wore red puma kings.
still, better than wanting to be cunting C.Ronaldo......just