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What would you be and why? and it can't be based on the fact that you look like the animal.
Because they're the greatest.
like a vowl or something.
my favourite insect, nice choice
I came out with something really gay...
a dolphin because they're fun, energetic, and intelligent all at the same time...
or words to that effect
the worst question of said interview was...
Name one thing you've done that nobody knows about...
What the fuck did he want me to say?
I said the first thing that came to mind, which involved me and getting smashed off my face and doing regrettable things...
I was applying for a position as a barman...
didn't go down well
and i started going on about race and discrimination....and half way thorugh i though what am i blurbing about and i finished it with 'or it could just be the absence of light'
thats a pretty intense interview for a barman position. when i went for a job in a nightclub i was asked if i had poured a pint before, i said no, they said, 'doesnt matter, we'll train you up, start friday.'
I need a job before uni...
Then I'd finally be able to say with some truth "I'm hung like a horse."
Like a can of strongbow.
(see my profile pic).
Choose something else !
Besides, I'd probably be a bear called Mr Chocolate. While you'd be Rupert the Bear.
Not that much left !!!
v. to kill or murder someone in the heat of anger.
ex. my boy was walking down the street and got murk'd over some beat ass shit.
although recently, due to Rio Ferdinand's world cup windups, it's taken on a whole new meaning, similar to that of pwned
It's the best of both worlds! No wait.
A cougar or a mountain lion for crazy high speed climcing/killing skills.
Swim. Sing. Eat.
camoflage to the point of invisibility
ink based tactical weaponry
ability to pass through really tiny holes
ability to open jars and eat food from them, collect jewelry hidden inside or just sit in them
three brains (i think)
ressurection of the dead
plays your wma files
They can swim, fly and waddle. They get fed stuff. I think they have a pretty cushy life.
Alternatively a cat. They have a mind of their own, unlike dogs (sorry dog lovers), and they get their attention and affection when it suits them, and just disappear when it doesn't. And they get to go out carousing with the other cats of the neighbourhood at night.
(see profile pic)
they seem quite friendly. i imagine itd be pretty good being one...