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on request of Sarkyfox here's another sex thread to liven things up.
So, anyone fancy a shag?
would you like to see my plums?
a sentence I never expected to type...
you could have had me without it
but you probably wouldn't let me monkeyface you
but I'll try anything once
you shave off your pubic hair
you finish yourself off over a girls face
you stick the hairs to the 'glue'
you shout "monkey face!"
I like to have my hands free for other things (rubex cubes and the like)
*in* about it?
and the fact that loads of people say it.
an in-joke. in-jokes are jokes which only certain people understand. like 'jag'.
I'm gonna rant about condoms, they're shit. surely in this day and age we can come up with something that feels better. Opinions?
there needs to be a brand of shiny, gold condoms.
so sex is a little like riding a merry-go-round.
though I'm not sure about the merry-go-round bit
The Magic Position is about then?
for safe cyber sex
is not exactly safe now is it?
hello heart attack! or something.
if you still want to be able to use it afterwards
i've been supposed to go on it for like a year now and i haven't got round to it.
it's bad for me?
depends which one. Mine just made me unbearably moody and depressed.
thats why i didn't want to get them till about a year ago when someone told me that there are one's that dont make u gain weight.
i dont want to be unbearably moddy and depressed either. that would be crap.
if you're in a long term relationship and don't mind having unprotected sex
but it wasn't recommended for long term use! They'd have to check my liver and do regular blood tests. Scary. I was given another, this one made me depressed. I've got another, but I haven't tried it yet (bit weary now).
actually I've just read up and it seems my knowledge of the risks is somewhat blown out of proportion. blood clots, DVT and strokes are unlikely if you're under 35 and don't smoke apparently.
and also I always forget condoms are only 95% effective. that's 5 times out of a 100 too many. SCARY.
of not having sex unless you want kids
and cherry danish them.
then the next 5 opportunities you have for sex, you skip it so you avoid that nasty 5%. then you can do it another 95 times, what's the problem?
thanks. I was completely misunderstanding out it works. what a relief.
the pill can be iffy.
A mate of mine has some implant in her arm that stops her getting periods but like the pill it doesn't protect against STD's
or, it prevents fertilisation and all that jazz?
injections and the progesterogeoenon only pill tend to make them go away
I'd never heard of it before and we discussed it in great detail, more detail than I wanted
That apparently can give you bone cancer. She doesn't seem too bothered.