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ba dum tshh.
there hasn't been a good ole jokes thread in a while.
Check the Kurt Cobain thread on the music board. It's funny.
so I would never have guessed that.
that's a bit of a personal question dude. sicko.
is more damning than any real evidence.
NO. To either meanings. I have a hotpoint. Sorry to disappoint.
It's a mystery how your mind works.
because a fridge can't climb a tree
that's the joke.
now I get it.
I'm ashamed I didn't see where this was going. Sadface.
in junior school. along with,
why is elvis presley buried in graceland?
because he's dead.
because he's a cunt.
I nearly choked on my apple.
rupert the bastard
A: Sexy kids
I did a real life LOL.
Damn my love of twisted humour.
Why did the little girl fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
he choked on his own vimto.
= non alcoholic?
vodka + anything ever since a run-in with vodka and irnbru.
Ribena + WKD Blue + Port = yum
For some reason no-one noticed this piece of gold this morning:
I do warn you that I am going to beat you up on Saturday now.
will look like this
he steal the giants watch?
at least I got this one
will ever get to Two Giants level of goodness / badness / infamy.
being deadly serious all the way through.
i don't think this thread
just a giggle
you've just stolen my words!
'two giants' thread is probably on my shortlist for the Thread Hall Of Fame
well, just that one that I can think of.
Cast your votes NOW!
'people win no picture on yr profile' by John_Brainlove gathering over 1500 posts.
Ok here goes...
joke, joke, joooooookkkkkkkkkeee
in your general direction
Q: A peadophile.
And that's NO laughing matter.
one has more menolin in their skin!!
its chris innit.....you know.....cos of what he does up trees
there were two nails in the tree (no idea why - lost cat notice?) and he ended up with two identical rips to his trousers, pants and cuts on his arse.
CAUSE HE'S WHITE!!!!