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till my £500 dentist appointment.
i don't want to go.
teeth are rubbish.
Anything over and I start to struggle.
don't go then.
and you'll soon lose them...
It made me giggle as on the envelope it had 'Master' not 'Mr'.
perfect way to undo any work done by the dentist :)
just make sure they give you a sticker at the end. that'll make it all worth while!
my mum just sent me an easter egg, with a book of poetry and some posh cleanser. and a card with butterflies on. she's such a mental.
no doubt about it.
hope its not too awful
to have a dentist make your teeth horrible?
your teeth replaced with LIVE PRAWNS?
even I find that disgusting and I love prawns!
and reach out for you everytime she smiles.
and I'm really having to stifle my giggles. My boss is sitting next to me and I'm having to cough to cover my smirk.
i am gonna so buy seafood salad with baby squid and octopus and prawns in it for ATP. mmmmmmmm dead things
I don't fancy your chances. Unarmed, at least.
*cries all the way to the dentist*
it wasn't too bad.
though, i'm not sure if i was meant to feel pain or not, but i did. and it fucking caned. but overall it was fine. i got to see the inside of my tooth. it was boring. also, i used to dissect the teeth that fell out when i was a kid, so, old news.
he used weird instruments with long scary bits on top.
then i handed over £200. sick.
then, i went home, drank some water, which dribbled all over the place as i couldn't actually control my mouth.
You said £500!
and i'd already paid £120. :(
so whats new
anyway, why on earth did you disect teeth as a girl? i ran around and ate grass and stuff when i was a nipper.
inside them, i used to poke at them using needles.
vocation in life Sarky - you couldn't performed that op on yourself and saved 500 notes!
yeah right. YEAH RIGHT.
i talk to dentists all the time. they are often stoopid and incapable of following instructions, but they get paid lots and lots and get to pretend to be doctors.
are you happy with that sacrifice, sarah?
all you need is a white coat and a bit of greed.
can i use a white towel instead of a coat?
are people who would jump at the chance to be treated by a dentist dressed in nothing but a white towel . . . c**t?
then remove the towel and you've got a deal
oh that's disgusting.
you don't want his fillings and mouth wash to splash you, right?
If dentists were naked I'd have no problem going.
have one of the highest rate of suicide of any profession. Who'd really want to look at sick mouths all day, mental people thats who.
lets all think of sexy widows
and pretty hot to boot.
you've made me so happy
he was so hot. i looked forward to going.
but she looked like Marcy from "Peanuts" :-(
just not exactly hot.
I wasn't slating Marcy - believe me.
I love the whole Peanuts gang!