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it would be inpossible to control the car in the final chanse sequence.
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I can picture him wobbling and just gaining his balance when Prince phillip comes up behind him and kicks his **se causing him to fall on it.
Actually I think that a circus clown troupe should perform this story rather than graceful skaters
Im sorry this is just ridiculous, and should be ridiculed.
Human folly eh?
"It's nicer than landmines"
-Princess Diana on ice, 1995
at camilla on the ice though, charles could slip up again after hitting some baked devris
this time sans biro
thank you for pointing this out though, I suspect charles falling on his ***e might reoccur
does it immediately undo your good work in putting those damned stars there?
I don't like things 'on ice'.
The two belong together. IN SOME SORT OF ICE-LADEN HELL.
Or a Daily Express promotion. Get your skates on to see the People's Princess portrayed at the mesmerising setting of Alexandra Palace ice rink. Exclusive to Daily Express readers, we're offering you the chance to win two tickets to watch Darren Gough and Colin Jackson tell the saddest tale of all time.
Also starring Andi Peters as 'the driver'.
and Andi Peters' tadge holders
2 negatives make a positive and you end up like totally like bumming it and stuff yeh?
so black people are only fit to drive the cars of white people, huh?
only fit to lace people's drinks?
that, and sell bootleg DVDs. or is that chinese people?
'Cos I've Colin Jackson playing Camilla.
Snoop Dogg as the Queen?
Daley Thompson as Wills?
Fatima Whitbread as Harry?
Tony Yeboah as Mohammed Al-Fayed?
NO-ONE in this story has a positive role, it's a tale of complete clunges all trying their hardest to look the best of a bad bunch. Which is like winning a lookalike competition on the Pitcairn Islands. They're either inbred or complete tools.
aren't complete tools, the whole "we're not part of the British Empire" defence in the recent paedophilia trial was inspired.
on the inbred bit of that, to be honest.