Boards
lack of assertiveness at hairdressers:
"can I have a short side parting please"
-"what is a short side parting?"
"a side parting that is short"
half an hour later..
-"this is the in look for long hair at the moment"
"um thanks"
-"aw that looks so much better"
adds wax and insult to injury
*goes home weeping*