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to get back into the bed due to feeling really meh and ill cos of STOOPID
low standard !
but it's accompanied by a keen sense of irony.
I once saw Keane at a festival in Hyde Park. As Guntrip said, "Wireless: not always a good thing."
which don't say what it is about so you have to click, expecting some insightful masterwork
sorry, that sounds mean.
i totally havent finished.
- STOOPID alcohol.
ANYWAY i need some nice things to think about as i try to lull myself into a gentle snooze.so! share with us your sexual fantasies!
I'm betting most of you are gonna be all coy and not want to so im willing to take some funny erotic fiction.
and you anonymous guys, wioth your cartoon profile pictures etc, tell us the dirtiest, filthiest fantasy you have!
woo! get on it boys!
it would be possible for this thread to go further downhill, but you've managed it. skillz!
feel free to call on me anytime.
*hits Sophia with pillow*
'woo get it on boys'
Are you actually contemplating a career as a porn director?
i'm just watching.
whereas Maria is more of a rebel!
you'll get enough details there.
my real fantasy is in the link below. Or maybe the rugrats one.
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I'm at work so I can't watch it
mmmmm zac, i look back and i think "why?!" but i saw him on a programme recently and he is a hottie now!
don't think i've ever used this before.
I specificall7y said NICE thoughts.
u cunt bucket
leave this board now...forever.
Yeah, that's not happening.
like to be made to do the Telegraph cryptic crossword naked by Janet Street-Porter who is dressed as a football mascot, whilst Damon Hill wanks into an empty box of cornflakes.
Fuck it, I'm off for a wump
in which i pretended i was signing in as a girl and talked about sucking off traynor with sophia's help.
but i got bored.
someone just laugh, yeah?
if that's any help
of horror and awe, so I cant actually laugh
u guys stink!
where's the passion?!
i just had another little lie down and i had no good material!
you're looking for something to wank over?
try yndi halda.
try filming it, putting it on youtube and PMing me the link
im at stealthys!
we ladies can have sexy thoughts without needing to wank immediately after thank you very much!
what do you think about when there is nothing to do?
i basically think abouit sexy stuff all the time im not doing anything else.
its not boring at all!
the pain my soul experiences every single waking moment.
srsly, anyone who has never read these do so now :D
i replied in the wrong place. How do I still manage to do that?
i love blood ninja.
sweet17 : You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol
Bloodninja : Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy....
Bloodninja : Not to mention all the groceries.
i'm with a girl. she's, yunno, ok and stuff. i light some candles, put on some romantic music, and dim the lights. we undress each other slowly, and then i walk across the room to my closet. from this, i remove my wizard robes and wizard hat. i put them on. i cast lvl 3 eroticism on her, turning her into a buxom, beautiful, redheaded wench. i then cast lvl 8 manliness on myself, and spear her with my giant penis through the face.
how was that?
That was glorious.
doesn't work on nerds.
You should have read the small prints.
watch it, frenchie, or i'll use my lvl 4 fireball spell to kick yo ass into next week.
I'm a lvl 675 groucher with an apathy sphere around me to the max !
master, you must teach me these skills...
and all pretence at work has gone out the window.
it will be forever in the shadow of that one.
First bout being ill then porn, where at we now and how do i get involved with the filming?
to be a fluffer, when do we start?
i had to make one up myself
it involved the sexy librarion (please dont read dis sexy librarian)
it was quite good.
but you guys are RUBBISH
i'll give you sexy thoughts AND prove to you that i'm rubbish.
ok, fair point.
unfortunately I am prevented from trying by a) age seemlyness and b) being at work.......... perhaps you could try to imagine what I might say.
thread title i thought the one word would be orgasms....damn you that it was not.
you little perv.
orgasms make me HAPPY! and strangely smug too.
or i'd be soulless!
nd im full of soul!
because of our physiological differences
i was just talking about this the other day (funnily enough) and how you kinda feel drunk when, ahem, you know., i always get these crazy urges to say stuff to people that i really really shouldnt, and immeduiately decide agaisnt as i come down off the 'high' so to speak.
Im sure it was on pigfeets profile, but its gone damn damn damn......
the one where your dancing and looking strangely smug......strange because you look more kind of angry
that you've got that expression on your face right now, am i right?
because that was a one off, drunken dancing face.
if you are disssing my thread i am not going to book the animal collective3 tivkets tomoz at the uni library like i planned. bitch.
i take it all back.
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