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Who would you most like to punch in the face?
Otherwise I might accidentally punch Alexa.
i thought you should know
answer: a)Ben elton then!
A deeply objectionable man, who troubles me deeply.
but the same could be said for Elton John.
I don't know what my answer is. The thing in Elton John's favour is that, unlike Ben, he has never pretended not to be a wanker.
Look. Sorry. It's not like I HATE ELton John. It's just I don't want to put Alexa in harm's way. I have a devastating left hook.
Why- only the other day, I walked past it and lost half the sleeve from my new sweater.