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I'm bursting flaxseed oil capsules right now, it gives me a gooood feeling.
things like that stick. People seem to believe I'm some kind of sick exhibitionist following a certain incident involving the university library, 3 guys and a camera.
it's a sexy sexy tale.
the shame. And you let me continue using it after the first mistake.
following a particularly harsh bender. Not cool.
I sound like some frat boy.
What you should be worried about is what you look like.
I don't pay £2 an hour for nothing.
what is Yndi Halda?
Who wrote on their blog about the fact the last time i pleasured myself was to one of their songs.
its there somewhere.
how did that happen?
As your fake dad I am outraged. And stay out of my vitamin cupboard.
wheres my pocket money?
But my arms are too tired so you're gonna have to reach on in and fish it out yourself. Hehehe.
lead to incest.
When you said that?
I'm just your fake dad.
Haha, Ren and Stimpy.
reaching into your pockets would feel wrong