So the Landlady at the pub I work at…
She went to Egypt about a fortnight ago for a one week’s holiday with a friend. Out there on the 4th day she met a local Muslim man called Muhammad Ali (seriously) and on the 6th day they got married. She’s back now and adamant that she will move out there next year to live which she said is fine because her 15 year old son wants to join the Army anyway.
Muhammad if 28 and she if 38 (even though he thinks she is 35).
Anyone else find this all a little strange?