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She is 15. Our dad is at work. Her bedroom door is shut. The TV is turned up. He rides a BMX.
She is now pregnant
what are you trying to say about your sister?
and then disturb her.
if she is making naughty punch him in the face like he stole your truck ticket.
you are hard core catholics.
and he has to marry her before almight god.
see how fast he runs.
So when he get on his BMX and does his celebratory Bunnyhop at y'know 'making naughty', his wheels fall off.
Simple but effective
you might want to tell the BMX boy what a clitoris is - perhaps even diagrams might be necessary
Tell me while you're at it.
I had to leave my bedroom door open, this was the rule til I was married. My parents were very strict.
door was open = go elsewhere
the post of the new millenium?
:D << representing the humour of this thread, rather than a pleasant countenancing of any of the suggestions.
She's 15! Go and knock and ask if they want a coffee.
she can do what she likes!
well, i've been allowed girlfriends to stay in my bed whatever
and i think it's basically a bit of a double standard anyway. i doubt anyone would be telling a 17 year old sister to intervene if a 15 year old brother was sexing someone.
and like i say, they might actually be watching a film
and then watching it
but not fiddle with
i could've done it twice in that time
this is a teenage boy we're talking about. it's 20 times already.
Not really. 48 minutes are going to be spent being told "it's okay".
there's still time for 20 sexings.
For her age, like. I've already made that mistake with Caitlin Cooper
like my siter who is a girly version of me.
i'm not making a judgement further than that.
i would offer to find her myspace but i'm too scared what people would message her!
if you don't intervene then you're complicit in a statutory rape charge
He hasn't said how old her boyfriend is
If only at the thought of traynor riding a BMX.
so Anscul is talking bollocks as usual
to this thread either way
get her one of those 'congratulations of being statutory raped' cards.
do you make "congratulations for losing your virginity above the age of consent" cards?
sex me first though.
No - "Now When She Says No, You Have To Pay Attention" cards.
you just hand the bloodied sheets out of the window.
actually you should do that. it'll be a nice surprise for your parents.
"What did you kids do toda.. oh my GOD!"
*assuming yr sister's still a virgin obv
still a virgin
'hang' the bloodied sheets.
focus andy, focus.
where I come from
yet another teeenage mother....
coz that's what always happens when two teenagers shut a bedroom door.
for the record i'm sure my sister is perfectly well acquainted with the use of contraception
according to her friends, everyone in their year at school fancies her!
Hollyoaks. I was so sheltered at 15.
its contributing to "statutory rape"?!
no one's said 'pics plz'
of the post you want to link to. select 'copy shortcut'.
will you show her this thread afterwards?
I thought you were saying she 'had a boyround' ......like I 'had a paperround' Thank goodness I was wrong, one of you like that in the family is quite enough
My dad just got home and looked in on them (after knocking). There was no discernible reaction so it would seem they *were* just watching a film.
slightly tempted to try
The seed of temptaion has now been planted in your brain. When you go home you shall be a gibbering wreck.
lying around to tempt me further.
there's no porn in your house. ok. sure.
Rich pickings there if you are lucky.
I would have thought only of the printed variety?
to run really quickly backwards, holding the picture towards you, it will have the same effect
the one he got the porno from?
You don't find porn in fields!
I had a paper round.
How times have changed.
Byker Grove and doing my GCSE course work.
do you think you're mother's proud of you?
I don't even know what that is!
Do YOU think You're Mother's proud of you?
Who is this "Mother's Proud of You" Character and why so elusive?
denise richards and bobba fett.
as in 'THE' shit bands
Both the bands people refer to when they mean 'shit bands' and ironically meant to be awesome
my boy has a paper round.
What does that say about me?
this thread is so so good.