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Haha, my home town.... (thanks to Phil for supplying me these laughs!)
i'm looking forward to hearing the reaction.
just kidding guys before I get e-stabbed. I'm waiting for an invite!
Named after the Mike Oldfield shite?
i might be thinking of Southport who were actually Quite Good i Think.
quite as funny as that old drunken lech Yeltsin. BUT I LOVE HIM.
convincing tho.. I mean this:
According to the government's own figures, Portsmouth suffers the third highest level of deprivation and the fifth highest crime rate in the whole of the South East of England.
If it was the whole of England or at least the whole South this is lame, that means there must be at least 19 other cities with higher crime rates and 11 with more deprivation.
Spike Milligan put Portsmouth in Room 101? i know he's not a politician but Boris Johnson is considered a media figure instead now anyway. And it was in GQ Magazine which is hardly a forum for highbrow political debate.
i hope he doesn't apologise, not just because i'm a Scummer.
I hope he doesn't apologise, I'd like him to go on a visit though. They should put it on the front page of THE NEWS and send him to Paulsgrove. Actually they probably don't even read that..
the thought of Boris running the gauntlet through Paulsgrove is enough to make blood curdle. They'll all crucify him as the messiah of paedophlia whilst the good inhabitants of Portchester watch on tutting and shaking their heads.
"Where hope goes to die".
There's a great spoof Portsmouth Tourist pamphlet doing the rounds...I saw a copy of it in a pub the other day. Can't seem to find an online version of it unfortunately.
I want to see it, find it!
Southsea's nice tho, that's where hope lives in Portsmouth.
after I left Portchester I think.
just said 'utterly shit' then there would be no need to apologise. as it is, there still isn't much to apologise for :D
Boris' 'people' have announced that it was a statement about the local authorities rather than the inhabitants. After a montage of locals saying "Throw him out of the country!!!!!"
but he has a point. Pompey is an utter shithole in places.
the council want to make Portsmouth harbour a national heritage site. Uhm?
they want the WHOLE COASTLINE to be national heritage. The news just said. i think the boats are already NH aren't they?
mmmmm Eastney...... and south parade pier with all it's needles, shit and condoms... lovely. And the fair!
was filmed in Southsea wasn't it? At the fair at Clarence Pier from memory? That's worth preserving surely?
he went to the arcade :) I heart Mr Bean, he reminds me of my Dad.
as much as I hate $k@tesmouth