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If every office worker in the UK used one less staple every day, we'd save 120 tons of steel a year.
contain less steel than a staple then?
Nothing cheers the parentless children up more than living in a drab steel building made out of staples.
But less growly.
would have been better if they had used staple guns instead of real guns. Also, Keanu should have been doing his Ted impression all the way through. Rad.
Every movie with Keanu in it would have been better if he had played his character as Ted.
RNIB. He's the only person in his office who can see.
Move and fire!
Most alcoholic beverages contain all 13 minerals necessary to sustain human life
re: your arguement - if people used less stapes, why would they still make the exact same number?
my experience of Things is that if you use less of the Things, you would Buy Less of The Things.
you're being purposely annoying here.
it would displace the course of the thames by 3 ft, resulting in an oxbow lake just south of chertsey.
into a superhero and then modified with some radiation to create Staple Man! He holds things together.
mendacious · men-'dA-sh&s · (adjective)
1 : : given to or characterized by deception or falsehood or divergence from absolute truth
2 : : False; untrue; as, a mendacious statement.
i hope these fact-o-rama's are not mendacious.
that's why i'm detoxing with smirnoff ice
The king of hearts is the only king that has no moustache in a deck of cards.
I didn't think it was even worth correcting. I don't think poor Starshaped is feeling very sharp today, as the whole Jesus thing would also suggest.
In the last 12 years, IBM has received 29,021 patents--more than any other company or individual in the world.
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosnt mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
don't use any staples at all. How do you save a staple a day when you haven't used any? Do I need to create a staple a day?
it must be millions. Have you got a source for this fact?
I'll look it up later. But it quoted the number of office workers in the UK as c. 10 million. 120 tons of steel is 10 tons a month, or roughly one ton every three days (if we say a month is thirty days). So that's three days in which 10 million people use (or rather don't use) one staple each per day, from which we can deduce that a ton of steel makes around 30 million staples.
It's right at the end.
Hendon announced through their website on Sunday morning that they had agreed a deal with the FA to groundshare at Wembley Stadium next year following the sale of their Claremont Road ground. The full story can be found here.
Although an April Fool, the Non League Paper that is sold nationwide every Sunday giving coverage to the Non League game fell for it and ran the story.
the produce though so it doesn't matter....however i suppose if you use more then deman would go up thus producing more.....answered my own query.
"You'll use as many as we tell you to."
you were talking about Hendon's home crowds.
Nothing matters. Fuck it, why am I even here.
need dreamcatchers and joss sticks.
David Hyde Pierce
is the only Sticky Fingaz lyric I can call to mind right now
The black disaster!
KWe're gonna fucking raise hell and make the white man call me master!
I'm 666 and I'll make you eat your pasta (?)*
And if it takes the death of me, to make history, the whole world will remember my misery!
YEAH! MOTHER FUCKER!
*Not necessarily all/any sticky fingaz, but definitely Onyx.
And so on and so forth. I'd forgotten about Onyx
Sticky Fingaz - In The Shield. That makes him excellent.
Thank you, Bjarne. Thank you so much.
gaping mouth I've ever seen.
Lionel Bart(composed 'Oliver!' the musical)
since the date of Easter Sunday depends on the cycles of the moon.
not a different DAY. Hence Good FRIDAY?
and if you still don't understand by tomorrow morning, I'll draw a diagram.
It wasn't meant to be. i watched it last week.
Collective noun for Hermits is an observance of hermits.
Although quite why you need a collective noun is beyond me...
That really is a candidate for the most redundant word ever.
Never heard of it.