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Who are the funny ones?
Who should I avoid?
Whose the best in bed? etc. etc.
Stealthy to greatly approve of your username.
Arthur P. Vandelay. I get about 15 letters and the occasional japanese tourist delivered to my house every day.
avoid athonus. He comes on at night and brags in the most hilariously pompous way.
is ten times the man you'll ever be.
STFU of it.
How much more arse-kissing do you think it'll take?
Are we now involved in some sort of kinky, flirty, 'power-struggle' that you'll never want to end?
more than you love spreading herpes?
Or, preferably, don't.
You can expect 82 threads about sport, some stupid fake-username 'action', some Star Wars nonsense and a further three days taken up with 'I know you! Let's have a conversation about it!' and 'I hurt my thigh, who do I call, do you feel sorry for me?'.
apart from any threads about Star Wars are good threads
Han, Han, make-cheesay. Pa'sa tah ono caulky malia. Ee youngee d'emperolo teesaw. Twa spastika awahl no. Yanee dah poo noo.
comes with free binder!!
^ and also some of this 'punning' type action.
curse you deagostini
and now I'm looking for sympathy and attention because my mother rejected me on account of my stupidly thin head.
You zinged him good.
And also, that happened to me too! I think I mentioned it somewhere...
were targeting me in the 'I hurt my thigh' line.
(very low) Don't worry I was targeted as well (quite rightly to be honest)
hardest to liven this place up and THIS is the gratitude we get?
It was more of a general rant to be honest. Soz!
wank and shit simultaneously, you'll do well here.
a load of wankers talking shit.
Martbowski is the funny one.
You should avoid Martbowski.
Martbowski, etc. etc.
should not be avoided.
I just wanted to say Martbowski as much as possible, in the hope I would attract his attention and he'd make love to me.
but I would imagine Im the best in bed
-daily i love bright eyes/ryan adams threads
-daily i hate the twang/enter shikari threads
-numerous pointless lists where no-one reads what you write but you get a chance to fellate yourself with your immense knowledge
-anyone remember *obscure 90s indie band i've never heard of*? they were brilliant weren't they?
-anyone heard *obscure new band i will never hear about that have played 2 gigs so far*? impressed?
-listen to my band, they're proper bo
-anyone go to that blahdeblah gig last night? it was as good as this but not as good as this
-a distinct lack of interesting discussion
I HATE YOU ALL
this and what Bamos says, with some good stuff inbetween.
I DOUBLE DOG DARE you
do talk about Politics...
and boycott those threads.
and say something stupid only for someone like fishplums to come to my rescue.
hate blacks tho isnt it? or the mentally ill? i cant remember
is a good example.
Takes me back to '95 when I spent a vast fortune on stickers of Eddie McGoldrick and Saint and Greavsie ruled the airwaves.
Are you an Architect?
I'm also a big hitter in the latex industry. And have you ever read Venetian Blinds?
not as good as it used to be. -=sigh=-
The grieving will hurt for a time, but one day you'll wake up and everything will be alright.
you are best in bread though.
The life thing, i can agree with though :(
i'm the funny one. but most people only speak to me because they like to use me as a punchbag. :(.
because I like you :)
How do you friends describe you?
What's your biggest weakness?
Where do you see yourself in 5 years time?
Where have you come from, why are you leaving?
Do you have any desire to expose yourself in public?
Park Ranger? School caretaker?
If you'd like to answer the questions you can tho. Art appears to have disappeared...
i'm sorry, i thought i was just being friendly, some people call it indecent :(
slapped wrists for you young lady.
i'm the most frigid person in the world.
to be honest.
don't know how tho.
I was so creative in my spelling of the word 'answers'.
Bosses love creativity.
time threads seem to be popular.
lots of music threads that won't get any reply until I bump then.
And you can expect me to do a lot of...
look, the replacement Pigfoot arrived!
as good as his
How do you friends describe you? A true gentleman.
What's your biggest weakness? My shins.
Where do you see yourself in 5 years time? North Korea fighting terror as part of the 2012 draft.
Where have you come from, why are you leaving? A womb. Damp.
Do you have any desire to expose yourself in public? Not since I was banned from going near the local creche.
i handle the disabled people jokes around here. know your place.