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Wants a 50ft robot replica of himself to fire laser beams, apparently:
4 days early, surely?
who doesn't want a 50ft robot replica of themselves?
(Though it might be hard to find somewhere to store it. Or maybe not, you could park anywhere, and use the lasers to zap traffic wardens. Ace.)
I've just had a giggle to myself, imagining my 50ft robot doppleganger sat in Piccadilly Gardens, whilst I nip down to aldi for some edam.
I'd shoot laser beams all over the show and fuck peoples shit up!
And if there was some chump doing 45mph in a national speed limit zone, I'd kick them out the way.
I also might use it to place people in trees for my own amusement.
I would imagine maintenance would be quite expensive.
I suppose endorsements and appearances could be a source of income- dancing on car advents, robot wars, the new face of gillette..
should definitely just be robot replicas of famous folk, battling it out power rangers style. hitler vs elvis, for example.
That would be amazing. The 'roboteers' in question would also have to dress up appropriately.
What did happen to robot wars? It kind of vanished?
is my new favourite name