When I am sat in my suit trousers I get a bulge which appears to suggest I have a huge package. It is there no matter what. I try and adjust them so that the legs aren't too short or anything, and there is still a massive bulge. I worry that people are looking at it, and as a result I am probably overly-conscious of it. People must look across and catch me staring at my crotch.
It's there again! Look!
DiScuss. Or DiSgusted?