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Ben Fogle
He possesses quite a smackable face, doesn't he? I think he's up there with my most hated television presenters
I refuse to believe that anybody is worse than him
He possesses quite a smackable face, doesn't he? I think he's up there with my most hated television presenters
I refuse to believe that anybody is worse than him
June Sarpong
JUNE SARPONG
She's right
davina macall
or however you spell it
he's right
I would happily slap Davina McCall
Yes
But would you happy slap her?
yes
and film it on my phone
I saw him nearly shit himself
on TV when a lion growled near him. I laughed. He's a posh sob with plums in his mouth, but thats his only fault really, you can't JUST hate someone for being a bit posh when their as inoffensive and a complete non-entity surely?
Jimmy Carr?
he's right
A Traynor joke:
Two cannibals sitting around eating the remains of Jimmy Carr. One turns to the other:
"Does this taste funny to you?"
"No"
Colin and Justin.
Homophobe.
:(
I just don't like them as individuals.
I like Colin and Justin
Alan Carr
he's right
he's right
yes
actually, he's the wost ever.
"J" "L" "C"
he's right
I want to shoot him
in the eyes with an atomic bomb.
aw
I quite like JLC
me too.
I see him in Bristol sometimes. He looks like a troll. A lovable cute troll.
I would happily slap all of the above
who is Tim Lovejoy?
This twat
http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m141/hannahwiddall/tim20lovejoy.jpg
don't recognise him..
what does he present?
Soccer AM and a Virgin radio show
Occaisonally he does some early-round Carling Cup matches and also the ill-fated Tim Lovejoy and the Allstars show that lasted one series on Sky One
Charlotte Church's
boyfriend.
nah
You can't slap him
He's made entirely of ronseal and caramelised sugar.
Is he even a television presenter?
His fringe wouldn't be able to fit in shot
I'm sure he'll try to be at some
point.
you
when does caramelised sugar stop being caramelised sugar and become caramel? I demand to know.
Lol
it's sooo smackable.
He has an odd, distorted face.
So I don't really feel the need to smack it, just stare at it with disapproval. My top 5 most hated TV presenters:
1. Fearne Cotton
2. Steve Jones
3. Lorne Spicer (from Car Booty)
4. Alex Zane
5. All those ones that look like Kate Thornton
And the best: Nick Knowles & Phil and Kirsty from Location, Location, Location
mmmmm...
Kirsty from Location, Location, Location
Damn right.
I love that woman
Imagine having a threesome with her and
Sarah Beenie
Oh god,
that would be heaven. I'd even let Phil Spencer watch.
Don't apologise. Get out there and make it happen
But on one condition: You get Kevin McCloud involved in some capacity
Sounds sexy
You know at some point he's going to strongly recommend that you get a project manager in. And have you meticulously planned this threesome through, with detailed sketches?
Dammit
I knew there was someone missing! That More 4 advert where Tony Robinson, David Starkey, Kevin McCloud and the fella I've forgotten are doing the pub quiz is my dream group of people with whom to share pintage.
Yes
that's it. How cool an evening would that be?
ALEX ZANE MUST DIE
He is a smirky little cunt.
he's right.
that one from Car Booty
has the worst voice ever.
She actually made me vomit once.
I was lying on the sofa with the world's worst hangover, the remote control was on the other side of the room, and I was looking forward to watching Cash in the Attic presented by Alistair Appleton... only it was HER!!! She hijacked the show with her awful voice and stupid face and it was too much for me to handle, and I threw up.
True story.
:((((((((((((((((((
*pats G-funk on the head*
That's horrible, what a bitch. I also can't stand that prick of an antiques 'expert' John 'T'. DIE.
Oh, Jonty?
Or is it John T? Either way, he's rubbish.
PAUL MARTIN
i was JUST going to say her
nasty woman
Hang on
Who's that gay bloke who carries a little dog around with him? He presents some budget thing that is usually on late at night where they have two couple competing against each other. There's a skip involved somewhere, and some big crushing thing on the back of a lorry. Because he's fucking annoying
Or is that the aforementioned Car Booty?
Paul O Grady?
Oh....
don't get me started. Push him off the end of the pier
Possibly
the only thing on Comic Relief less funny than Little Britain.
He occasionally does some
of the reporting on Richard and Judy too. Usually when they're covering a 'gay' issue. I don't know his name, but his dog is called Lulu. And yes, he's a wanker.
I was hoping that a dog
would bite his face in at Crufts.
Sadly, I was left unfulfilled.
i still don't really know who he is
apparently he was on castaway like, six years ago or something, but the first time i saw him on TV was about six months ago?
Jamie Fucking Redknapp
trying to 'do' punditry!
fuck off.
that is all.
Housewives favourite
I actually like him. He speaks sense and it's nice to have some eye candy alongside Richard 'monkey head' Keys
He speaks sense?
Balls does he. Everything's 'quality Richard' or 'great Richard' and he drops his t's. He winds me up something chronic.
Edith Bowman
more radio but still the worst person ever.
Once I saw her on the TV presenting something about Snow Patrol
it was the worst thing ever.
Her 'commentary' was absolutely hideous as well...
She reminds me of the word
"Choon" one of the worst words ever.
Just imagine her shouting that
whilst being thrown down a bottomless pit, and hear it echoeing after her..
Keith Allen
June Sarpong
JLC
Alan Carr
Tim Lovejoy
Patrick keilty
Louis Walsh
Louis walsh is a cunt
Nicholas Owen
Claudia Winckleman
Vernon Kaye
Graham Norton
Anyone on GMTV now Eamonn Holmes has left
Nicholas Witchell
Jonathan Dimbleby.
oh yes!
I'd love to slap graham norton!
with a car!
..made of meat cleavers
Somewhat bizarrely
Claudia Winckleman's popularity seems to be on the rise. If ever there was an award for tirelessly plugging away at something, she'd be nominated
And
Fearne Cotton of course.
she's got some odd tattoos though
didn't she go out with some chump out of fame academy a few years ago?
Alex Parks?
"Now residing in the 'Where Are They Now?' file"
I still don't trust Winckleman
due to her fringe. It's like she's got something to hide. Anyone else feel the same?
I like her hair
it's always good and shiny
Richard and Judy
I'd shag claudia winkleman
?!
maybe I would, but I still don't trust her.
I wouldn't leave her in the same room as my wallet..
I wouldn't
her mum's a scary woman!
YOU ARE SO WRONG!
I love Mister Fogle.
Probably "controversial" but Richard Hammond
Not funny, just generally rubbish. He isn't as bad as Messrs Carr and Fogle though Ill grant you.
Not controversial
I wouldn't have given two fucks if he had died in that crash.
well said
the silly fucker
He annoys me no end
I gave him no sympathy.
I'd cheerfully kill ALL
the presenters of Top Gear. Preferably in a huge explosion that also demolishes those cunts from Time Team.
I like James May
and Clarkson has his moments. Hammond is a little bit tedious though.
Leave off the long-haired fella from Cornwall
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Not as bad as Kirsty and Phil off of Location Location who I dream about strangling.
That is
blasphemy.