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Ben Fogle

dove_from_above [Edit] [Delete] 108 replies 16:01, 27 March '07

He possesses quite a smackable face, doesn't he? I think he's up there with my most hated television presenters

http://www.benfogle.com/

I refuse to believe that anybody is worse than him

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June Sarpong

JUNE SARPONG

nice_squirrel | 27 Mar '07, 16:03 | X
- She's right
  
  devonmalcolm @nice_squirrel | 27 Mar '07, 16:03 | X
davina macall

or however you spell it

bobj | 27 Mar '07, 16:03 | X
- he's right
  
  devonmalcolm @bobj | 27 Mar '07, 16:03 | X
  - I would happily slap Davina McCall
    
    olegrich @devonmalcolm | 27 Mar '07, 16:04 | X
    - Yes
      
      But would you happy slap her?
      
      dove_from_above @olegrich | 27 Mar '07, 16:05 | X
      - yes
        
        and film it on my phone
        
        olegrich @dove_from_above | 27 Mar '07, 16:11 | X
I saw him nearly shit himself

on TV when a lion growled near him. I laughed. He's a posh sob with plums in his mouth, but thats his only fault really, you can't JUST hate someone for being a bit posh when their as inoffensive and a complete non-entity surely?

snow_brigade | 27 Mar '07, 16:03 | X
Jimmy Carr?

moribund | 27 Mar '07, 16:03 | X
- he's right
  
  devonmalcolm @moribund | 27 Mar '07, 16:04 | X
- A Traynor joke:
  
  Two cannibals sitting around eating the remains of Jimmy Carr. One turns to the other:
  
  "Does this taste funny to you?"
  
  "No"
  
  dove_from_above @moribund | 27 Mar '07, 16:05 | X
Colin and Justin.

doubtful | 27 Mar '07, 16:04 | X
- Homophobe.
  
  dove_from_above @doubtful | 27 Mar '07, 16:05 | X
  - :(
    
    I just don't like them as individuals.
    
    doubtful @dove_from_above | 27 Mar '07, 16:07 | X
- I like Colin and Justin
  
  nice_squirrel @doubtful | 27 Mar '07, 16:06 | X
Alan Carr

bamos | 27 Mar '07, 16:04 | X
- he's right
  
  devonmalcolm @bamos | 27 Mar '07, 16:05 | X
- he's right
  
  olegrich @bamos | 27 Mar '07, 16:05 | X
- yes
  
  actually, he's the wost ever.
  
  nice_squirrel @bamos | 27 Mar '07, 16:06 | X
"J" "L" "C"

bamos | 27 Mar '07, 16:04 | X
- he's right
  
  devonmalcolm @bamos | 27 Mar '07, 16:05 | X
- I want to shoot him
  
  in the eyes with an atomic bomb.
  
  colonol_k @bamos | 27 Mar '07, 16:12 | X
- aw
  
  I quite like JLC
  
  Slicky @bamos | 27 Mar '07, 16:16 | X
  - me too.
    
    I see him in Bristol sometimes. He looks like a troll. A lovable cute troll.
    
    lemonbrickcombo @Slicky | 27 Mar '07, 16:34 | X
I would happily slap all of the above

olegrich @Jack_El_Biscuit | 27 Mar '07, 16:05 | X
who is Tim Lovejoy?

shucks @Jack_El_Biscuit | 27 Mar '07, 16:19 | X
- This twat
  
  http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m141/hannahwiddall/tim20lovejoy.jpg
  
  dove_from_above @shucks | 27 Mar '07, 16:21 | X
  - don't recognise him..
    
    what does he present?
    
    shucks @dove_from_above | 27 Mar '07, 16:22 | X
    - Soccer AM and a Virgin radio show
      
      Occaisonally he does some early-round Carling Cup matches and also the ill-fated Tim Lovejoy and the Allstars show that lasted one series on Sky One
      
      dove_from_above @shucks | 27 Mar '07, 16:28 | X
Charlotte Church's

boyfriend.

StaceySailplane | 27 Mar '07, 16:05 | X
- nah
  
  devonmalcolm @StaceySailplane | 27 Mar '07, 16:06 | X
- You can't slap him
  
  He's made entirely of ronseal and caramelised sugar.
  
  bamos @StaceySailplane | 27 Mar '07, 16:06 | X
  - Is he even a television presenter?
    
    His fringe wouldn't be able to fit in shot
    
    dove_from_above @bamos | 27 Mar '07, 16:07 | X
    - I'm sure he'll try to be at some
      
      point.
      
      StaceySailplane @dove_from_above | 27 Mar '07, 16:22 | X
  - you
    
    when does caramelised sugar stop being caramelised sugar and become caramel? I demand to know.
    
    snow_brigade @bamos | 27 Mar '07, 16:08 | X
  - Lol
    
    it's sooo smackable.
    
    StaceySailplane @bamos | 27 Mar '07, 16:22 | X
He has an odd, distorted face.

So I don't really feel the need to smack it, just stare at it with disapproval. My top 5 most hated TV presenters:

1. Fearne Cotton
2. Steve Jones
3. Lorne Spicer (from Car Booty)
4. Alex Zane
5. All those ones that look like Kate Thornton

And the best: Nick Knowles & Phil and Kirsty from Location, Location, Location

G-funk | 27 Mar '07, 16:07 | X
- mmmmm...
  
  Kirsty from Location, Location, Location
  
  dove_from_above @G-funk | 27 Mar '07, 16:08 | X
  - Damn right.
    
    G-funk @dove_from_above | 27 Mar '07, 16:09 | X
  - I love that woman
    
    bamos @dove_from_above | 27 Mar '07, 16:10 | X
    - Imagine having a threesome with her and
      
      Sarah Beenie
      
      dove_from_above @bamos | 27 Mar '07, 16:12 | X
      - Oh god,
        
        that would be heaven. I'd even let Phil Spencer watch.
        
        hendonturnstile26 @dove_from_above | 27 Mar '07, 16:14 | X
        
        Don't apologise. Get out there and make it happen
        
        But on one condition: You get Kevin McCloud involved in some capacity
        
        dove_from_above @Jack_El_Biscuit | 27 Mar '07, 16:22 | X
        
        Sounds sexy
        
        You know at some point he's going to strongly recommend that you get a project manager in. And have you meticulously planned this threesome through, with detailed sketches?
        
        dove_from_above @Jack_El_Biscuit | 27 Mar '07, 16:31 | X
        
        Dammit
        
        I knew there was someone missing! That More 4 advert where Tony Robinson, David Starkey, Kevin McCloud and the fella I've forgotten are doing the pub quiz is my dream group of people with whom to share pintage.
        
        hendonturnstile26 @dove_from_above | 27 Mar '07, 16:25 | X
        
        Yes
        
        that's it. How cool an evening would that be?
        
        hendonturnstile26 @Jack_El_Biscuit | 27 Mar '07, 16:29 | X
        
        ALEX ZANE MUST DIE
        
        He is a smirky little cunt.
        
        olegrich @G-funk | 27 Mar '07, 16:11 | X
        
        he's right.
        
        shucks @olegrich | 27 Mar '07, 16:12 | X
        
        that one from Car Booty
        
        has the worst voice ever.
        
        shucks @G-funk | 27 Mar '07, 16:12 | X
        
        She actually made me vomit once.
        
        I was lying on the sofa with the world's worst hangover, the remote control was on the other side of the room, and I was looking forward to watching Cash in the Attic presented by Alistair Appleton... only it was HER!!! She hijacked the show with her awful voice and stupid face and it was too much for me to handle, and I threw up.
        
        True story.
        
        G-funk @shucks | 27 Mar '07, 16:17 | X
        
        :((((((((((((((((((
        
        *pats G-funk on the head*
        
        That's horrible, what a bitch. I also can't stand that prick of an antiques 'expert' John 'T'. DIE.
        
        shucks @G-funk | 27 Mar '07, 16:21 | X
        
        Oh, Jonty?
        
        Or is it John T? Either way, he's rubbish.
        
        G-funk @shucks | 27 Mar '07, 16:23 | X
        
        PAUL MARTIN
        
        shucks | 27 Mar '07, 16:07 | X
        
        i was JUST going to say her
        
        nasty woman
        
        Slicky @Jack_El_Biscuit | 27 Mar '07, 16:16 | X
        
        Hang on
        
        Who's that gay bloke who carries a little dog around with him? He presents some budget thing that is usually on late at night where they have two couple competing against each other. There's a skip involved somewhere, and some big crushing thing on the back of a lorry. Because he's fucking annoying
        
        Or is that the aforementioned Car Booty?
        
        dove_from_above | 27 Mar '07, 16:14 | X
        
        Paul O Grady?
        
        olegrich @dove_from_above | 27 Mar '07, 16:15 | X
        
        Oh....
        
        don't get me started. Push him off the end of the pier
        
        devonmalcolm @olegrich | 27 Mar '07, 16:16 | X
        
        Possibly
        
        the only thing on Comic Relief less funny than Little Britain.
        
        hendonturnstile26 @devonmalcolm | 27 Mar '07, 16:18 | X
        
        He occasionally does some
        
        of the reporting on Richard and Judy too. Usually when they're covering a 'gay' issue. I don't know his name, but his dog is called Lulu. And yes, he's a wanker.
        
        G-funk @dove_from_above | 27 Mar '07, 16:19 | X
        
        I was hoping that a dog
        
        would bite his face in at Crufts.
        
        Sadly, I was left unfulfilled.
        
        commandercool | 27 Mar '07, 16:17 | X
        
        i still don't really know who he is
        
        apparently he was on castaway like, six years ago or something, but the first time i saw him on TV was about six months ago?
        
        guntrip | 27 Mar '07, 16:20 | X
        
        Jamie Fucking Redknapp
        
        trying to 'do' punditry!
        
        hendonturnstile26 @guntrip | 27 Mar '07, 16:21 | X
        
        fuck off.
        
        that is all.
        
        snow_brigade @hendonturnstile26 | 27 Mar '07, 16:22 | X
        
        Housewives favourite
        
        I actually like him. He speaks sense and it's nice to have some eye candy alongside Richard 'monkey head' Keys
        
        dove_from_above @hendonturnstile26 | 27 Mar '07, 16:23 | X
        
        He speaks sense?
        
        Balls does he. Everything's 'quality Richard' or 'great Richard' and he drops his t's. He winds me up something chronic.
        
        hendonturnstile26 @dove_from_above | 27 Mar '07, 16:26 | X
        
        Edith Bowman
        
        more radio but still the worst person ever.
        
        breadfan | 27 Mar '07, 16:26 | X
        
        Once I saw her on the TV presenting something about Snow Patrol
        
        it was the worst thing ever.
        Her 'commentary' was absolutely hideous as well...
        
        TheSoundofBastards @breadfan | 27 Mar '07, 16:31 | X
        
        She reminds me of the word
        
        "Choon" one of the worst words ever.
        
        breadfan @TheSoundofBastards | 27 Mar '07, 16:33 | X
        
        Just imagine her shouting that
        
        whilst being thrown down a bottomless pit, and hear it echoeing after her..
        
        TheSoundofBastards @breadfan | 27 Mar '07, 16:39 | X
        
        Keith Allen
        
        June Sarpong
        JLC
        Alan Carr
        Tim Lovejoy
        Patrick keilty
        Louis Walsh
        
        sadpunk | 27 Mar '07, 16:27 | X
        
        Louis walsh is a cunt
        
        olegrich @sadpunk | 27 Mar '07, 16:31 | X
        
        Nicholas Owen
        
        Claudia Winckleman
        Vernon Kaye
        Graham Norton
        Anyone on GMTV now Eamonn Holmes has left
        Nicholas Witchell
        Jonathan Dimbleby.
        
        hendonturnstile26 | 27 Mar '07, 16:33 | X
        
        oh yes!
        
        I'd love to slap graham norton!
        
        with a car!
        
        sadpunk @hendonturnstile26 | 27 Mar '07, 16:34 | X
        
        ..made of meat cleavers
        
        thewarn @sadpunk | 27 Mar '07, 16:42 | X
        
        Somewhat bizarrely
        
        Claudia Winckleman's popularity seems to be on the rise. If ever there was an award for tirelessly plugging away at something, she'd be nominated
        
        dove_from_above @hendonturnstile26 | 27 Mar '07, 16:35 | X
        
        And
        
        Fearne Cotton of course.
        
        hendonturnstile26 @dove_from_above | 27 Mar '07, 16:39 | X
        
        she's got some odd tattoos though
        
        didn't she go out with some chump out of fame academy a few years ago?
        
        TheSoundofBastards @hendonturnstile26 | 27 Mar '07, 16:49 | X
        
        Alex Parks?
        
        hendonturnstile26 @TheSoundofBastards | 27 Mar '07, 16:52 | X
        
        "Now residing in the 'Where Are They Now?' file"
        
        TheSoundofBastards @hendonturnstile26 | 27 Mar '07, 17:13 | X
        
        I still don't trust Winckleman
        
        due to her fringe. It's like she's got something to hide. Anyone else feel the same?
        
        TheSoundofBastards @dove_from_above | 27 Mar '07, 16:41 | X
        
        I like her hair
        
        it's always good and shiny
        
        Richard and Judy
        
        Slicky @TheSoundofBastards | 27 Mar '07, 16:43 | X
        
        I'd shag claudia winkleman
        
        olegrich @dove_from_above | 27 Mar '07, 16:45 | X
        
        ?!
        
        hendonturnstile26 @olegrich | 27 Mar '07, 16:46 | X
        
        maybe I would, but I still don't trust her.
        
        I wouldn't leave her in the same room as my wallet..
        
        TheSoundofBastards @olegrich | 27 Mar '07, 16:48 | X
        
        I wouldn't
        
        her mum's a scary woman!
        
        hendonturnstile26 @TheSoundofBastards | 27 Mar '07, 16:50 | X
        
        YOU ARE SO WRONG!
        
        I love Mister Fogle.
        
        fionapinkstars | 27 Mar '07, 16:44 | X
        
        Probably "controversial" but Richard Hammond
        
        Not funny, just generally rubbish. He isn't as bad as Messrs Carr and Fogle though Ill grant you.
        
        doctornovocalcords | 27 Mar '07, 17:01 | X
        
        Not controversial
        
        I wouldn't have given two fucks if he had died in that crash.
        
        olegrich @doctornovocalcords | 27 Mar '07, 17:03 | X
        
        well said
        
        the silly fucker
        
        doctornovocalcords @olegrich | 27 Mar '07, 17:03 | X
        
        He annoys me no end
        
        I gave him no sympathy.
        
        olegrich @doctornovocalcords | 27 Mar '07, 17:05 | X
        
        I'd cheerfully kill ALL
        
        the presenters of Top Gear. Preferably in a huge explosion that also demolishes those cunts from Time Team.
        
        Silentcommand @olegrich | 27 Mar '07, 17:16 | X
        
        I like James May
        
        and Clarkson has his moments. Hammond is a little bit tedious though.
        
        hendonturnstile26 @Silentcommand | 27 Mar '07, 17:18 | X
        
        Leave off the long-haired fella from Cornwall
        
        doctornovocalcords @Silentcommand | 27 Mar '07, 17:18 | X
        
        -
        
        Not as bad as Kirsty and Phil off of Location Location who I dream about strangling.
        
        KayB | 27 Mar '07, 17:29 | X
        
        That is
        
        blasphemy.
        
        hendonturnstile26 @KayB | 27 Mar '07, 17:31 | X

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