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Ben Fogle

dove_from_above [Edit] [Delete] 108 replies 16:01, 27 March '07

He possesses quite a smackable face, doesn't he? I think he's up there with my most hated television presenters

http://www.benfogle.com/

I refuse to believe that anybody is worse than him

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  • June Sarpong

    JUNE SARPONG

    nice_squirrel | 27 Mar '07, 16:03 | X
    • She's right

      devonmalcolm @nice_squirrel | 27 Mar '07, 16:03 | X
  • davina macall

    or however you spell it

    bobj | 27 Mar '07, 16:03 | X
    • he's right

      devonmalcolm @bobj | 27 Mar '07, 16:03 | X
      • I would happily slap Davina McCall

        olegrich @devonmalcolm | 27 Mar '07, 16:04 | X
        • Yes

          But would you happy slap her?

          dove_from_above @olegrich | 27 Mar '07, 16:05 | X
          • yes

            and film it on my phone

            olegrich @dove_from_above | 27 Mar '07, 16:11 | X
  • I saw him nearly shit himself

    on TV when a lion growled near him. I laughed. He's a posh sob with plums in his mouth, but thats his only fault really, you can't JUST hate someone for being a bit posh when their as inoffensive and a complete non-entity surely?

    snow_brigade | 27 Mar '07, 16:03 | X
  • Jimmy Carr?

    moribund | 27 Mar '07, 16:03 | X
    • he's right

      devonmalcolm @moribund | 27 Mar '07, 16:04 | X
    • A Traynor joke:

      Two cannibals sitting around eating the remains of Jimmy Carr. One turns to the other:

      "Does this taste funny to you?"

      "No"

      dove_from_above @moribund | 27 Mar '07, 16:05 | X
  • Colin and Justin.

    doubtful | 27 Mar '07, 16:04 | X
    • Homophobe.

      dove_from_above @doubtful | 27 Mar '07, 16:05 | X
      • :(

        I just don't like them as individuals.

        doubtful @dove_from_above | 27 Mar '07, 16:07 | X
    • I like Colin and Justin

      nice_squirrel @doubtful | 27 Mar '07, 16:06 | X
  • Alan Carr

    bamos | 27 Mar '07, 16:04 | X
    • he's right

      devonmalcolm @bamos | 27 Mar '07, 16:05 | X
    • he's right

      olegrich @bamos | 27 Mar '07, 16:05 | X
    • yes

      actually, he's the wost ever.

      nice_squirrel @bamos | 27 Mar '07, 16:06 | X
  • "J" "L" "C"

    bamos | 27 Mar '07, 16:04 | X
    • he's right

      devonmalcolm @bamos | 27 Mar '07, 16:05 | X
    • I want to shoot him

      in the eyes with an atomic bomb.

      colonol_k @bamos | 27 Mar '07, 16:12 | X
    • aw

      I quite like JLC

      Slicky @bamos | 27 Mar '07, 16:16 | X
      • me too.

        I see him in Bristol sometimes. He looks like a troll. A lovable cute troll.

        lemonbrickcombo @Slicky | 27 Mar '07, 16:34 | X
  • I would happily slap all of the above

    olegrich @Jack_El_Biscuit | 27 Mar '07, 16:05 | X
  • who is Tim Lovejoy?

    shucks @Jack_El_Biscuit | 27 Mar '07, 16:19 | X
    • This twat

      http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m141/hannahwiddall/tim20lovejoy.jpg

      dove_from_above @shucks | 27 Mar '07, 16:21 | X
      • don't recognise him..

        what does he present?

        shucks @dove_from_above | 27 Mar '07, 16:22 | X
        • Soccer AM and a Virgin radio show

          Occaisonally he does some early-round Carling Cup matches and also the ill-fated Tim Lovejoy and the Allstars show that lasted one series on Sky One

          dove_from_above @shucks | 27 Mar '07, 16:28 | X
  • Charlotte Church's

    boyfriend.

    StaceySailplane | 27 Mar '07, 16:05 | X
    • nah

      devonmalcolm @StaceySailplane | 27 Mar '07, 16:06 | X
    • You can't slap him

      He's made entirely of ronseal and caramelised sugar.

      bamos @StaceySailplane | 27 Mar '07, 16:06 | X
      • Is he even a television presenter?

        His fringe wouldn't be able to fit in shot

        dove_from_above @bamos | 27 Mar '07, 16:07 | X
        • I'm sure he'll try to be at some

          point.

          StaceySailplane @dove_from_above | 27 Mar '07, 16:22 | X
      • you

        when does caramelised sugar stop being caramelised sugar and become caramel? I demand to know.

        snow_brigade @bamos | 27 Mar '07, 16:08 | X
      • Lol

        it's sooo smackable.

        StaceySailplane @bamos | 27 Mar '07, 16:22 | X
  • He has an odd, distorted face.

    So I don't really feel the need to smack it, just stare at it with disapproval. My top 5 most hated TV presenters:

    1. Fearne Cotton
    2. Steve Jones
    3. Lorne Spicer (from Car Booty)
    4. Alex Zane
    5. All those ones that look like Kate Thornton

    And the best: Nick Knowles & Phil and Kirsty from Location, Location, Location

    G-funk | 27 Mar '07, 16:07 | X
    • mmmmm...

      Kirsty from Location, Location, Location

      dove_from_above @G-funk | 27 Mar '07, 16:08 | X
      • Damn right.

        G-funk @dove_from_above | 27 Mar '07, 16:09 | X
      • I love that woman

        bamos @dove_from_above | 27 Mar '07, 16:10 | X
        • Imagine having a threesome with her and

          Sarah Beenie

          dove_from_above @bamos | 27 Mar '07, 16:12 | X
          • Oh god,

            that would be heaven. I'd even let Phil Spencer watch.

            hendonturnstile26 @dove_from_above | 27 Mar '07, 16:14 | X
            • Don't apologise. Get out there and make it happen

              But on one condition: You get Kevin McCloud involved in some capacity

              dove_from_above @Jack_El_Biscuit | 27 Mar '07, 16:22 | X
              • Sounds sexy

                You know at some point he's going to strongly recommend that you get a project manager in. And have you meticulously planned this threesome through, with detailed sketches?

                dove_from_above @Jack_El_Biscuit | 27 Mar '07, 16:31 | X
                • Dammit

                  I knew there was someone missing! That More 4 advert where Tony Robinson, David Starkey, Kevin McCloud and the fella I've forgotten are doing the pub quiz is my dream group of people with whom to share pintage.

                  hendonturnstile26 @dove_from_above | 27 Mar '07, 16:25 | X
                  • Yes

                    that's it. How cool an evening would that be?

                    hendonturnstile26 @Jack_El_Biscuit | 27 Mar '07, 16:29 | X
                    • ALEX ZANE MUST DIE

                      He is a smirky little cunt.

                      olegrich @G-funk | 27 Mar '07, 16:11 | X
                      • he's right.

                        shucks @olegrich | 27 Mar '07, 16:12 | X
                    • that one from Car Booty

                      has the worst voice ever.

                      shucks @G-funk | 27 Mar '07, 16:12 | X
                      • She actually made me vomit once.

                        I was lying on the sofa with the world's worst hangover, the remote control was on the other side of the room, and I was looking forward to watching Cash in the Attic presented by Alistair Appleton... only it was HER!!! She hijacked the show with her awful voice and stupid face and it was too much for me to handle, and I threw up.

                        True story.

                        G-funk @shucks | 27 Mar '07, 16:17 | X
                        • :((((((((((((((((((

                          *pats G-funk on the head*

                          That's horrible, what a bitch. I also can't stand that prick of an antiques 'expert' John 'T'. DIE.

                          shucks @G-funk | 27 Mar '07, 16:21 | X
                          • Oh, Jonty?

                            Or is it John T? Either way, he's rubbish.

                            G-funk @shucks | 27 Mar '07, 16:23 | X
                            • PAUL MARTIN

                              shucks | 27 Mar '07, 16:07 | X
                            • i was JUST going to say her

                              nasty woman

                              Slicky @Jack_El_Biscuit | 27 Mar '07, 16:16 | X
                            • Hang on

                              Who's that gay bloke who carries a little dog around with him? He presents some budget thing that is usually on late at night where they have two couple competing against each other. There's a skip involved somewhere, and some big crushing thing on the back of a lorry. Because he's fucking annoying

                              Or is that the aforementioned Car Booty?

                              dove_from_above | 27 Mar '07, 16:14 | X
                              • Paul O Grady?

                                olegrich @dove_from_above | 27 Mar '07, 16:15 | X
                                • Oh....

                                  don't get me started. Push him off the end of the pier

                                  devonmalcolm @olegrich | 27 Mar '07, 16:16 | X
                                  • Possibly

                                    the only thing on Comic Relief less funny than Little Britain.

                                    hendonturnstile26 @devonmalcolm | 27 Mar '07, 16:18 | X
                              • He occasionally does some

                                of the reporting on Richard and Judy too. Usually when they're covering a 'gay' issue. I don't know his name, but his dog is called Lulu. And yes, he's a wanker.

                                G-funk @dove_from_above | 27 Mar '07, 16:19 | X
                            • I was hoping that a dog

                              would bite his face in at Crufts.

                              Sadly, I was left unfulfilled.

                              commandercool | 27 Mar '07, 16:17 | X
                            • i still don't really know who he is

                              apparently he was on castaway like, six years ago or something, but the first time i saw him on TV was about six months ago?

                              guntrip | 27 Mar '07, 16:20 | X
                              • Jamie Fucking Redknapp

                                trying to 'do' punditry!

                                hendonturnstile26 @guntrip | 27 Mar '07, 16:21 | X
                                • fuck off.

                                  that is all.

                                  snow_brigade @hendonturnstile26 | 27 Mar '07, 16:22 | X
                                • Housewives favourite

                                  I actually like him. He speaks sense and it's nice to have some eye candy alongside Richard 'monkey head' Keys

                                  dove_from_above @hendonturnstile26 | 27 Mar '07, 16:23 | X
                                  • He speaks sense?

                                    Balls does he. Everything's 'quality Richard' or 'great Richard' and he drops his t's. He winds me up something chronic.

                                    hendonturnstile26 @dove_from_above | 27 Mar '07, 16:26 | X
                                    • Edith Bowman

                                      more radio but still the worst person ever.

                                      breadfan | 27 Mar '07, 16:26 | X
                                      • Once I saw her on the TV presenting something about Snow Patrol

                                        it was the worst thing ever.
                                        Her 'commentary' was absolutely hideous as well...

                                        TheSoundofBastards @breadfan | 27 Mar '07, 16:31 | X
                                        • She reminds me of the word

                                          "Choon" one of the worst words ever.

                                          breadfan @TheSoundofBastards | 27 Mar '07, 16:33 | X
                                          • Just imagine her shouting that

                                            whilst being thrown down a bottomless pit, and hear it echoeing after her..

                                            TheSoundofBastards @breadfan | 27 Mar '07, 16:39 | X
                                    • Keith Allen

                                      June Sarpong
                                      JLC
                                      Alan Carr
                                      Tim Lovejoy
                                      Patrick keilty
                                      Louis Walsh

                                      sadpunk | 27 Mar '07, 16:27 | X
                                      • Louis walsh is a cunt

                                        olegrich @sadpunk | 27 Mar '07, 16:31 | X
                                    • Nicholas Owen

                                      Claudia Winckleman
                                      Vernon Kaye
                                      Graham Norton
                                      Anyone on GMTV now Eamonn Holmes has left
                                      Nicholas Witchell
                                      Jonathan Dimbleby.

                                      hendonturnstile26 | 27 Mar '07, 16:33 | X
                                      • oh yes!

                                        I'd love to slap graham norton!

                                        with a car!

                                        sadpunk @hendonturnstile26 | 27 Mar '07, 16:34 | X
                                        • ..made of meat cleavers

                                          thewarn @sadpunk | 27 Mar '07, 16:42 | X
                                      • Somewhat bizarrely

                                        Claudia Winckleman's popularity seems to be on the rise. If ever there was an award for tirelessly plugging away at something, she'd be nominated

                                        dove_from_above @hendonturnstile26 | 27 Mar '07, 16:35 | X
                                        • And

                                          Fearne Cotton of course.

                                          hendonturnstile26 @dove_from_above | 27 Mar '07, 16:39 | X
                                          • she's got some odd tattoos though

                                            didn't she go out with some chump out of fame academy a few years ago?

                                            TheSoundofBastards @hendonturnstile26 | 27 Mar '07, 16:49 | X
                                            • Alex Parks?

                                              hendonturnstile26 @TheSoundofBastards | 27 Mar '07, 16:52 | X
                                              • "Now residing in the 'Where Are They Now?' file"

                                                TheSoundofBastards @hendonturnstile26 | 27 Mar '07, 17:13 | X
                                        • I still don't trust Winckleman

                                          due to her fringe. It's like she's got something to hide. Anyone else feel the same?

                                          TheSoundofBastards @dove_from_above | 27 Mar '07, 16:41 | X
                                          • I like her hair

                                            it's always good and shiny

                                            Richard and Judy

                                            Slicky @TheSoundofBastards | 27 Mar '07, 16:43 | X
                                        • I'd shag claudia winkleman

                                          olegrich @dove_from_above | 27 Mar '07, 16:45 | X
                                          • ?!

                                            hendonturnstile26 @olegrich | 27 Mar '07, 16:46 | X
                                          • maybe I would, but I still don't trust her.

                                            I wouldn't leave her in the same room as my wallet..

                                            TheSoundofBastards @olegrich | 27 Mar '07, 16:48 | X
                                            • I wouldn't

                                              her mum's a scary woman!

                                              hendonturnstile26 @TheSoundofBastards | 27 Mar '07, 16:50 | X
                                    • YOU ARE SO WRONG!

                                      I love Mister Fogle.

                                      fionapinkstars | 27 Mar '07, 16:44 | X
                                    • Probably "controversial" but Richard Hammond

                                      Not funny, just generally rubbish. He isn't as bad as Messrs Carr and Fogle though Ill grant you.

                                      doctornovocalcords | 27 Mar '07, 17:01 | X
                                      • Not controversial

                                        I wouldn't have given two fucks if he had died in that crash.

                                        olegrich @doctornovocalcords | 27 Mar '07, 17:03 | X
                                        • well said

                                          the silly fucker

                                          doctornovocalcords @olegrich | 27 Mar '07, 17:03 | X
                                          • He annoys me no end

                                            I gave him no sympathy.

                                            olegrich @doctornovocalcords | 27 Mar '07, 17:05 | X
                                            • I'd cheerfully kill ALL

                                              the presenters of Top Gear. Preferably in a huge explosion that also demolishes those cunts from Time Team.

                                              Silentcommand @olegrich | 27 Mar '07, 17:16 | X
                                              • I like James May

                                                and Clarkson has his moments. Hammond is a little bit tedious though.

                                                hendonturnstile26 @Silentcommand | 27 Mar '07, 17:18 | X
                                              • Leave off the long-haired fella from Cornwall

                                                doctornovocalcords @Silentcommand | 27 Mar '07, 17:18 | X
                                        • -

                                          Not as bad as Kirsty and Phil off of Location Location who I dream about strangling.

                                          KayB | 27 Mar '07, 17:29 | X
                                          • That is

                                            blasphemy.

                                            hendonturnstile26 @KayB | 27 Mar '07, 17:31 | X
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