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for something REALLY nice to do for something?
but that question doesn't make sense.
I am tired ok. Tired.
I've been doing good deeds.
Ideas so far:
Building a deckchair from dried semen
Collecting 14 deep sea divers together and making them perform the soundtrack to the Little Mermaid
Throwing brocolli at shopkeepers
Crying for as long as you are physically able
Pretending your fingers are wheels and walking down the middle of the road on your hands shouting insults at lorry drivers.
Oh, the vagaries of the modern emo world.
you probably like Marmite
in a modern emo world.
Then place it back in the box. It's quite funny trying to get someone to eat one.
for the next five years. Spend all that time working tirelessly to create a supervirus to disable the entire internet in revenge against your poxy ISP. When it doesn't work contact Max Clifford to run with your tale of dedication and bravery and to get pictures in Hello of your matted hair and beard and toenails like talons
I've got to do nice things to show I am becoming a better person.
I also WANT to be a better person, hence the decision to do nice things
How about......go out an buy a bunch of roses, go to town centre and just give them to older people who look alone (or anyone who looks alone).
Smile at everyone you meet and if anyone needs a hand with anything help them.
Do to an small local art gallery and if you see something that you really like, by a new artist then write a note effusing about their work and ask for it to be passed on
i.e. if you are really at a loss for what to do, then go out and give to people.
Or if you are shy and dont want to go out make a beautiful individualised card for easter and send it to me (or your love)
I have two roses at home already