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she seemed uber hot and massively alluring
now she doesnt even look that good and is really fucking annoying
I dunno, I'd still very much like to have regular sex with her.
She also seems funny. Well...
Really, you wouldn't?
Just didn't believe you, I'd probably fight a man to have sex with her. A lesser man mind.
if there is only one man to fight, why nmot double team her?
she's still hot.
+ she has a cool name.
+ she seems like she might be interesting.
when i first saw her i thought she was amazing. now she is very annoying. What happened? I blame Alex Zane.
but her initial impact was greater than it now is
Would. But she is massively annoying. Bring back Miquita!
my golden hour, that.
meiquiutia was far better
That being, can you fancy someone if you dislike their media work?
that I've had no respect for.
A Reuben video? The Fall? A girl liking the Fall is good enough, never mind one with lovely hair.
and i counter with this:
In 2007, Chung will co-star in a brand new Ben Elton sketch-based comedy series called Get a grip for ITV, It will "contrast his middle-aged viewpoint with her younger perspective."
'ben elton' 'sketch based' 'get a grip' 'itv' 'middle-aged viewpoint' 'younger perspective'.
It will be worse than Shane!*
(this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shane_%28UK_TV_series%29 )
who had a very neat sports jacket on, with a The Fall badge on it
She infamously shared a kiss with Holly Valance in the music video for her 2002 single "Down Boy".
i lost interest when she was doing all those DREADFUL interviews at wireless last year.
Totally just added her on myspace.
is a good myspace friend to have. You get to know about all the times she meets people like Anthony Kiedis and Tom Delonge. It's fantastic.
What's her 'URL'? I love having celebrity myspace friends.
paul draper has tried to add me to his myspace 5 times, and been denied five times. i'm only doing it to see how many more times he tries.
i wonder if mark draper has a myspace....or if he's in 'RICKY OTTO' yet.
she was at college with my friend adrian.
when i see him tomorrow i'll try to get some sickening gossip
But her presence on Popworld mean I never watch it after 3rd episode of new series.
I hope Alex Zane die soon.
not to mention a hotty (H)
I like it.
her it a knitwear book. She was modelling some rather awful knits. That is all i have to say.
starred in a Tampax Compact advert. where she went to some outdoor loo with the lights off (hence didn't have to deal with moths and other light-affiliated creatures)... because tampax compact is "that easy!".
i know this because she is a good mate of a good mate's. small claim to fame.
she has periods
I was out there being a fan when you lot were still in diapers. I was a regular viewer of her critically acclaimed micro-series "Shoot Me" which aired on moribund cable channel "Fashiontv". I have all the episodes on video and they are right up there with 'The Secret World of Alex Mack' as far as quality, girl-based televisual drama goes.
She treats her fans like scum, though! Why, only today I tried to add her as a friend to FoTB's myspace and she ignored it. I even sent a friendly note to her which I know she read (cos it now says "read" next to it!), but she didn't even reply to. -=sigh=-
Having said all that, I did pester her previously from my own account, so maybe she just thinks I'm MAD.
See - even a feature in Metro doesn't open all doors...
let her know what shes dealing with
I reckon I've used up my "sane" chances now...
Send her a message telling her how upset I am, but slyly mention that I was in last Thursday's Metro. She can't fail to fall for it and then I'm in!
my friend bobby is incredible. metro said so! <a href="http://theogb.com/archive/bobby_grindrod_metro.jpg">look!</a>
and you daren't argue with metro.
anyway, he has been a fan of your work since "Shoot Me", and is upset that you won't accept the myspace friendship of his swinging indie band, <a href="http://www.myspace.com/friendsofthebride">Friends Of The Bride</a>.
i'm sorry if this note seems intrusive, but i genuinely believe that the entire world would be a better place if you and bobby were joined in some casual myspace friendship.
lots of love,
is what will tip her into "private profile" territory isn't it...?
We pushed her too far, alcxxck...
This one, apparently: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jV3aZGiiAZU
the girl bassist?
god i used to love reuben
i think http://youtube.com/watch?v=-2qWwz0JfCs was the moment i stopped liking her at all
going to say I'd like to douse them both in brandy, but I fear a restraining order may be forthcoming in the light of alcxxk's latest missive.
"Send her a message telling her how upset I am, but slyly mention that I was in last Thursday's Metro."
I take full responsibility. You were merely following orders. Indeed, should what I said - in a moment of madness or otherwise - haunt me to my dying day; you, my friend, shall remain without guilt.
With that level of professional insight, you could easily pass yourself off as one.
Alcxxck and I have made her profile private. I apologise profusely.
is your friend the one that sent me the link to an internet site where people slate me? is so he can fuck off, if not i apologise for that last statement. x
why would you do that?
seems pretty much cuntish on all levels
In the light of her reply to alcxxk, I think she may have been being slightly sarcastic in saying "thanks for that. really nice of you."
Either I've missed a page or there's double irony going on here. Did these things really happen?
a) alcxxk sending Alexa the message on your behalf
b) Alexa responding to alcxxk
c) Alexa responding to elbam
Though why elbam would want to send a link to a thread about her wherein he slags her off is beyond me. I guess it was naieve of me to think that one could rely on one's fellow DiSers not to do something like that...
c seemed to have happened
that's so mean!
we saw alex zane at artrocker last night. he was snogging the face off some girl who was not sadie frost.
bland, puppetlike, indie-ot people in the entire, entire, world.
you can see when she's interviewing how she has been forcefed questions and it's literally like watching someone being controlled by a damn puppetmaster.
Don't you rmember how I used to go on about that thing that she was in on fashiontv years ago??
Was that the programme grinders?
You can watch it at the ftv website
"fashion tv" by the way.
to find out what you're talking about. those few words are enough.
someone save us all.
with her in today's Metro where she described her thing with Ben Elton as 'hilarious', Alex Zane as 'funny', Ben Elton as 'funny' and then I stopped reading it.
She'd still get it.
and still get it.
but seriously that ben elton thing, im looking forward to it. purely to see how bad it is.
that's the thing with ben elton things. they're not so bad they're funny. They go beyond that and they're so bad you have a 80% of killing yourself if you sit through the whole thing.
a stage of buying and reading ben elton books. a little bit of respect went down the drainpipe each time.
once. Well, not so much read as looked at and didn't take in at all. There is one about the First World War he's written that could be interesting, but will probably be gash because it's him.
as a plate of kippers
shed still get it.
I'm not surprised.
(in a consensual manner)
get with the programme
you're a nutbar
Just like 70% of DiS threads then? Oh well!
I was going to shout "Alexa!", but then I didn't.
what are they going to do? Turn around and go, "Oh, you got me!" and start having an interesting conversation with you?
not fucking likely.
We would have gone back to her flat.
Yeah, that is a good reason :(
this guy that looked exactly like Alex Zane. But the rest of my band didnt think it was him. His nose was too small, and his hair too straight. But they had the same face apart from that, and TV does weird stuff to you. I still reckon it was him, or his brother or something. Does he have a brother?
In other news I was at a party the other day with someone who lives with Alexa Chung apparently. This was the second most impressive thing of the night behind my mate mixing The Beastie Boys and a learn Spanish CD.
We all went for a drink about a year ago in Winchester, she's very amiable in real life.
If I'd failed my A levels twice I would have been at Peter Symonds College at the the same time as her.
But I was too busy thinking about smoking to even try and lick her.
alex: not to the same degree
She made really petty comments on youtube about Kate from The Long Blondes.
then i can decide i hate her. no one insults kate.
Although I quite liked Alexa's answer in her 60 second interview with the Metro
Q- You were also in a Tampax advert. Does that mean you get loads of free Tampax?
A - No. I wanted to be paid in cash, not Tampax. What did you think was happening? That I could just go into shops and say: ‘I demand my free Tampax’?
AlexaChung (3 months ago):
"If I was that long waisted pear shape I wouldn't wiggle my hips around like that so much.
I have a friend that does the same thing.
We told her to stop and try to concentrate on looking sexy by trying to increase the percieved length of her legs"
And on their interview on popworld:
"Alex and me have had to put up with interviewing such dull dull dull bands. Long blondes for example.
We have to amuse ourselves.
Hey Emcee88 (shit name by the way) I don't see you presenting on TV.
Alex and I ARE more interesting than the bands we are supposed to be interviewing.
Alex was brought in to up Amstells ante."
she sounds like a propa bitch.
Who uses their ACTUAL full name as a youtube user name, unless she really does have a massive ego problem.
And that last line about alex is obviously not true.
I still love her, until more evidence against her appears.
It's obviously a joke account set up by someone else. All her favourite clips are of herself on popworld, and she has a ben elton background because of that shit show she did with him.
So yeah, Its definitly not her, or she actually needs help
she's still mega-annoying.
the best thing about that is it led me to watch this:
Which is the kind of response i wish popworld interviews got more often. you can tell zane was seeing it wasnt working...
the jokes werent even funny.
interviews with her are always horrifically boring.
but the jokes were pretty lame too. amstell would have come up with much better stuff than that.
you're so aloof!
Alexa Chung would get it. A lot.
Her face looks a little bit like a monster.
this is one of my favourite DiS moments
could have been for the hybrid animal-human thread.
That's right, Alexa.