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"I'm dying to find out what happened"
Good one, Imran
I once spoke to Alan Hansen. Nice man. Also, he'd make a good budget Bond
Just after Escobar's murder.
I'd love to know what flashed through the minds of the rest of the people in the studio when they heard him say that
Except for Des Lynam, who I'm assuming may have been there. Nothing fazes Des
A gun and "oh fuck".
have decided to turn their back on cricket and have taken up a new sport instead: Bobsleighing.
literally seconds after they'd announced woolmer's death:
"Bob always said cricket was just a game, and never a matter of life & death. Sadly, he was wrong".
That's possibly the best quote ever, worthy of Alan Partridge :D
i was in tears with laughter/shock.
the chief of police there has said it probably wasn't a Jamaican who did it because he wasn't shot or stabbed so it could be an international hitman/woman. For some reason it reminds me of that rail crash a couple of years ago when the contracters said 'it wasn't our dodgy points, it was terrorist sabotage'. If you're crap at your job and clueless it certainly helps to throw the press a sensational diversion
The strangulation decision has put paid to my theory that he, unbeknownst to himself, licked poison off the nipple of an international hitman/woman/haemaphrodite carrying out a hit for a disgruntled betting syndicate, probably Chinese, possibly the Outer Hebrides. I was too late to the hotlines to my editors to get this one 'in the zone'
"who did this murder?"
"dunno, but it definitely wasn't a Jamaican cos he didn't use a gun or a knife". :D