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Only joking, because, apparently to claim so is ILLEGAL.
I didn't know that, thought it was a strange kind of law.
Telling people you can cure cancer and then not.
like if when getting married and you're asked 'do you take such and such to be your lawful wedded husband/wife' and answer 'no' as a joke, the ceremony has to be stopped and you cannot try again for another 6 months. Clearly the cancer claim is a touch more serious.
that might be the best thing I've read all week.
when you say you've got a bomb at an airport and they have to take it 100% seriously even though it's only a small bomb and you weren't going to blow it up until you got there anyway.
phone and dials 999*
that's pretty bad taste.
But as it is a taboo joke, it's funny.