I had to make this public. My mate just sent me an email about a dream he had:
"Basically there was this massive conspiracy by everyone i've ever known to make me believe i was a woman. I was even placed in this house with this guy who was an author who i was apparently living with. The whole time in the dream i was going "but i'm a bloke" and everyone was like "no Al, you really are a woman". Anyway, it went on for so long that i began to accept it. One day James Lovell came to visit me and i was walking with him somewhere and he was talking to me when i finally realised that everyone was lying to me and that i was in fact a bloke. I turned to Lovell and said "so how much did it cost for them to buy you off lovell". He just looked at me for a moment, then punched me in the face and then i saw him legging it down the road as fast as he could. Then i woke up."
Hahahaha. I expect zero replies but this amused me GREATLY.