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Complain about how condoms are too small, and you need to buy extra large ones.
You have to wear them all day to get used to them
if i could give away post of the day's.....
I think that's a nice photograph.
you can get larger ones- but they call it something really coy- comfort fit or something.
a SuPER ELECtrooooo band.
The ones at my chemist just say "extra big". No frills.
I'm more an "El Guapo" man, myself.
what does 'el guapo' mean?
who moved to Japan, and his mum has to send him British condoms over, cos all the ones in Japan are too small. (Apparently the Japanese are modestly endowed or summat)
most boys measure themselves or have been measured.
Just like buying socks with sizes, innit?
Still haven't found a ruler big enough.
I didn't even know condoms came in different sizes...that should be made very clear, cos when they are too small, they split
its like they don't want to let on there are different sizes for fear of offending the micropenised gentlemen...
it as more to do with not offending the 'normal' sized guy who would want to buy gig or very big just to boost their ego...
anyway, you can stretch a condom over your head
your head with your face on it
ive never measured the girth of my cock, and thats what would be relevent in such matters
could he not find anyone more appropriate to do it? :D
his girlfriend would have been happy...
You can just imagine her going to the local shop and telling the shop assistant all about it, in that chattery way old women do.
is if I get two extra large ones, cut them up, then sew them together.
It's that big.
Just kidding, its pathetic.