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Rainbow Road Party?
or Going Insane Cryin In The Rain?
but rik's actually rather a skilled rhymer (sp?)
which ones chris sardine? is he ghoul?
Take that fishplums.
Yes I am
is father to both me and Zoe Salmon. I've got a cousin called Mike Salmon who used to play for Charlton, and is now a reserve team coach at my beloved Arsenal
Black people can have children too, y'know
...a customer called Richard Salmon who prefers to be called Dick. Naturally somebody put 'Fishydick' in his customer notes.
(which will happen - BLATES) I'm going to have Dick Fish as my stage name. Sounds like an STD, but I don't mind that too much
But seriously. Yes, if you like
When I was a wee bairn, I was known as Ricky. I didn't like it much. Then everybody started calling me Rik and I've never looked back
I used to watch Bottom with my mum and Rik Mayall was briefly my hero. It's pretty much always had no 'c', and just kinda stuck that way
Years later, Rik Waller came along and ruined it for me and Mayall, the tubby shit
What have i got to do with it??
Babe: Pig in the City (of Atlantis)?