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He was a kid at my school called Jeffrey Twigg.
What is the best accident you have seen?
Was it smushed in with his chocolate cake?
best word ever?
I'm in awe. It wasn't quite an accident, but one waiting to happen, but the say the little girl i babysat brought me a poo in her hands was pretty horrible. That's not really an accident, just poo-centric.
poke his brother's eye out with a stick!
Not sure if that's the best. There's probably been better.
when i was born, I had to go into a special baby unit as I'd inhaled my own shit. I'm glad I don't remember this.
except before i was born i did a poo in the womb and i was born blue because it was in every hole imaginable, i was covered in it and i had to be revived. sometimes late at night i still taste poo.
I didn't think that was possible...
Am I being stupid by even asking this??
about to eat the ivy that grew on the side of the path.
That doesn't sound like an accident.
it may have explained the ambulance in the gift shop later.
i got hit in the eye with a rock, which caused a blood clot in the back of my eye and meant i was blind in that eye for a couple weeks. of course i didnt actually see it but the mess on my face a couple days after was pretty gnarly
If it helps, he told me this story in the boozer during the day last week? I should have remembered and stolen it. Damn.
in the kevin and perry film.
running to hand in an essay in front of about 100 people at university. I slid about ten metres on my front down a slope and ended up in a big muddy puddle, essay everywhere. Got a big round of applause. Later that year I fell off a bridge (admittedly not such a high one) trying to put a poster up and got slightly less of a round of applause, mainly because some people probably thought I was dead. But I was fine, I did a roll. Just bruised my arms a bit.
I saw a guy once get fully hit by a car, smashed the windscreen and everything, then just got up, dusted himself off and walked away. That's by far the funniest.
Especially the ginger kid providing the stool. Nice touch.
as a small child
the brother did a little poo
my best friend thought it was a malteser
he didnt swallow it tho
Now that's unpleasant. Why would there have been a Malteaser in the bath anyway?
Plus if the bath was warm, the chocolate(if it were a malteaser) would have all melted off shirley?
drunkenly vomited on one of my other friends head. he was playing nintendo so avidly that it took him a while to realise there was vomit soaking into his white-fro.
turned up at my work to talk to me with her business partner last Thurs.
While walking across the playground (lunchtime in an all-boys Secondary) her wrap around trousers fell off and got swept away on a breeze. She had to run to catch them.
Year 9 were in raptures over it though.
a boy called matthew fell over playing football, and split his head right open. it's ok to laugh, cos he went to hospital and was fine in the end.
did this at primary school. but i doubt it's the same one.