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What's the bet that the last person who drank from them is now a dead old person.
I will get AIDS spittle on my lip and die?
it's only a commercial, cupcake.
I found a really nice overcoat on Kilburn high road on Friday night.
Consider yourself topped.
infected tramp, no doubt.
u just claimed it cos you're sexist
Besides, it was a man's coat. I wore it to work today. You should've seen the looks I was getting on the tube. Folk were all like "Now there goes a man with something only the French can articulate: Panache!". Then I got to work, the gaffer said "Nice coat, bro!" and I replied: "I found it on the street" and we took the morning off to celebrate my achievement at the pub down the road.
i picked it up!
gosh it was soft and snuggly to wear
Please specify colour, length, material and any other noteworthy attributes.
Length: Knee length
Material: Rich, sumptuous cotton. Or something.
Other Noteworthy Features: It is pimpin'.
where the people who were so disgusted with it that they left it in the street get their best clothes
In your ENTIRE face.
Except if a tramp pissed on it first.
Would that coat fit me d'you think?
The first coat I found to get myself out of this deal would probably fit you.
And a belt, and some jeans (waful jeans unfortunately). The all night party thing was great for inheriting clothes.
Man, I gotta have some all-night parties... I need clothes. Seems like I'm wearing the same thing all the time lately.
as if you have seven friends
If only I was as much of a social butterfly as you.
Oh come now, with your looks and the mind of an emaciated, AIDS-ravaged Morrissey, and you could be fighting the women off.
and steal my wallet?