It is rife with spelling errors, horrid formatting, colours that actually hate your eyes and wilful misuse of punctuation, especially apostrophes. And it contains the passage: "For [blah blah blah] There Is No-Where To Go!" when it actually means "Nowhere ELSE To Go".
This is serious shit.
I am going to be away for awhile.
I hereby invite you to text me funny jokes to keep my spirits up!