Who else gets these charmers on a Friday afternoon?!
This Week -
James and Richard fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money; between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one pound.
Rich said, "Hang on, I have an idea."
He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage.
James said. "Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at all!"
To which Rich replied, "Don't worry - just follow me."
He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky.
James said, "Now you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in?
We haven't got any money!!"
Rich replied, with a smile, "Don't worry, I have a plan. Cheers!"
They downed their drinks.
Rich said, "OK, I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth."
The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out.
They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk, all for free.
At the tenth pub James said, "Rich - I don't think I can do anymore of this.
I'm drunk and me knees are killin'me!"
Rich said, "How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage in the third pub....
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