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and now, I have suddenly become thirsty and in dire need of a wee.
take my mind off it, quick!
I was swimming past a waterfall whilst pissing myself and guzzling water. Did you say something?
and might take your mind off it?
Drink the piss drink the piss drink the piiiiiiiisssss
Drink the piss drink the piss drink the piss
Drink the pi-iss
DRINK THE PISS
just don't flush it...there's worse things in the world
like cheating in a pub quiz
Eek, no way. Gross!
I might drive home!
Mobile phones have destroyed the sacred world of pub quizzes.
Although having said that, pre-mobile days, one team in my local used to bring in the following: an atlas, an encyclopedia, the bible, other stuff.
Also: I cheated last night. Only on two questions that I knew the answers to REALLY....
I'm a terrible person.
Who'd have thought it was legally binding?
Inside by Stiltskin. Thanks for listening.
I've confused it in my head with Alive by Pearl Jam.
DOW dow dow dow DOW dow dow dow DOW dow dow WowWowWoWWoW
Blaw blaw WOAH OH! I'm still alive YEAH EE AIR!
that's a bit clearer
if they're not providing a source of water
We should go home. But we're right next door to a hotel who have a tank of water so we can use that.
if you don't have water then you can't flush yonder toilets either, which is an essential welfare facility that they HAVE to provide.
Go and quote the health and safety at work act at you boss and then storm off home.
I MEAN EWW.
Who do they think I am?!?!!
your 'Business Continuity Plan'.