I was in Asda yesterday, and the reduced section was full of a massive selection of crap - it was great fun. There was this smiley dog's face made out of processed meat, and a weird looking fish that was literally just a big goldfish, but my personal favourite was a big, awkwardly wrapped bundle which said nothing on it but "live mussels" so I bought it.
Any idea how i might go about cooking them? And surely they aren't still alive?!