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They're not fun are they?
not me no
i'd imagine a late period would be dead scary too.
yes, it is very scary when you think your girlfriend is pregnant.
very scary indeed.
I'm not ready or anywhere near it
I know, just waiting...
it makes periods later! or something. that's what we got told.
i'm sure you've heard that before too.
"he said. "We're very serious." "
just paying for the fucking thing
i found this really really funny too.
i'm so so sorry. i didn't mean to cause offence.
ever feel you should cut your losses on a thread and shut up?
i wouldn't have wanted to hurt your feelings. it was on off hand comment you see, silly really.
all fair now though.
that he was probably just punning on "lost" rather than calling anyone careless for getting pregnant
i'm not the important person here, but i found it vaguely amusing
if you enjoy winding up your paranoid & promiscuous housemate. Not that I do of course..
that it could be worse
a slut at 14.
im far from a slut, i've never had sex outside of a relationship, infact, that guy was the first i had ever slept with. it's easy to get pushed into things when you're young, not that im saying it wasnt my fault.
its the sort of thing you cant understand unless you've been in that sort of situation, its very hard to explain.
[DISCLAIMER: Alex_b makes no apology for the fact that he's lived a very sheltered life up until now and went to a school that had very high standards and a girl once had an abortion there and it was the biggest scandal ever, EVER to happen at the school and therefore finds it hard to contemplate anything of such a nature, so any comments that may seem backwards ant primitive are in fact the ramblings of a man deprived of anything interesting in his life for the better part of it]
i know what you mean.
but heh it all made me stronger
I only really knew i was getting older (around the age of 16) when i started meeting people who this sort of thing happened to.
i seem to think you know tommo, but i don't know why!
tommo is a friend of mine. i'm probably SO wrong.
diamond tattoo from the blood brothers crimes album?
then yeah, he passed out on my sofa once, moaned because my porn didnt have enough snatch.
DIFFERENT PEOPLE SORRY. i feel silly now.
don't you ':)' at me, i bet you're seeking out another potential father!
whats cookin' goodloolin'
holla WE WANT PRE-NUP, WE WANT PRE-NUP YEAH
i shan't play a part in your squalid little schemes! fatherhood is a way away from me yet!
im just lookin' for a good time
*pierces condom behind back*
yu made a mistake there, writing that last bit.
you shan't pierce THIS
&if you did the sex would have to be called off anyway.
right over yer japs eye, see how you like that one.
Gosh that stuff looks so amazing..
...keep an eye on your drink, mr. 'cho.
i dopn't ever go to portsmouth because it's full of horrid skates like HER
breaking condoms and drenching herself in sperm*.
*may not be true.
Yeah dont come to Portsmouth, its a shite hole.
it was just a playfully antagonistic term of abuse. i stress the 'playful' nature.
i go to gunwharf quay and wedgewood rooms a fair bit to be honest. it's not too bad.
not that i adhear to it. yeah and the wedge isnt too bad, i live down the road from it.
What was the last gig you went to there?
&in the summer i saw regina spektor there.
nice enough place.
we might have bumped into each other there and not noticed it. another DiS meat-up opportunity squandered!
unusually sticky, yes. and reallly really strict bouncers.
yeah the bouncers are really shit.
im off to the wedge May 16th, 65 days of static and birthday celebrations
is asking to be date-raped really...
or lure him into unprotected sex i prommise!
i threw an extra M in
...fully ruling out luring him in for sex with the word "unprotected" there.
... i forgot the rest of the song.
der der der der derrrrrrr
so this is why you mentioned the birthday celebrations then eehh?? in the hope i would be lured by the thought of nubile young date raping girls.
i have so figured you out. &i'm only slightly tempted. so you have failed. pretty much.
i'm the leeeeeader
i'm the leader of the gang
"nubile young date raping girls"
fuck me this threads getting long
that wasnt an invite by the way...
or was it...
or i'll just embarrass myself/invite myself to your birthday.
i dont actually know anyone else going yet.
plus i have way too much rohypnol lying around right now
any child benefits off me, love.
i'll have to try some other sucker
doesn't get you pregnant
if I've succeeded yet. Heir in waiting would be more appropriate
I'm very supportive (I think)!
It shows everything is in order right?
but a true one.
Its a really difficult scenario, and one i really dont hope i get into. At the end of the day it would be the womans choice and i would NEVER tell my family unless she wanted me to. But i will want kids at some point, so that risk is always there.
but it turns out i wasn't actually capable, what with having no womb or vagina n all. big relief let me tell you
Hoping everything resolves itself soon.
what a bitch
you misogynist cricket-loving fucker
been in a situation like that thankfully but I imagine that it must be fucking horrible. The thought of having a kid at this moment in my life scares the shit out of me.
best description of me you'll ever see
DON'T SAY THAT! DON'T SAY THAT! DON'T SAY THAT! DON'T SAY THAT! DON'T SAY THAT! DON'T SAY THAT! DON'T SAY THAT! DON'T SAY THAT! DON'T SAY THAT! DON'T SAY THAT! DON'T SAY THAT! DON'T SAY THAT! DON'T SAY THAT! DON'T SAY THAT! DON'T SAY THAT!
time i had sex, the condom broke and stuff
going to the gp the next day for the morning after pill was pretty un nice.
the fact that as a result my then girlfriend went on the pill to avoid it happening again, however, was pretty great, tbh
that girls can only take the morning after pill so many times? Cos it becomes dangerous (to your fertility) with repeat doses?
I pretty much have it instead of coffee nowadays.
think of your poor eggs!
coffee doesn't go with them anyway.
but i dont think thats a real risk
as far as i know, all it is is a rush of hormones that induce the period
actually maybe said hormones would have an overall effect
if i ended up with a girlfriend/friend/randomer who had gotten ready. I need at least 10 years before im ready for that.
Pregnancy scares are not fun. At all. Fingers crossed for you both.
pregnancy is great really though
look on the bright side, we could share leaky nipple stories :)
we're of the age and stage where it wouldn't be an unmitigated disaster, but I just don't really want one now!
how late is she then?
that's 7 months...eek!
Are you going to find out it's sex before or wait and be suprised?
best way I reckon...
we call the bump Herbert and refer to it as a he, but I think it's a girl for some reason...don't mind at all either way though!
call him Herbert.
test? Better to know for sure either way.
chickening out, but today I think.
Here we are - you're married and I'm a possible father. What is the world coming to?
but at least you'll know. If she is it'll be pretty exciting! If she's not then, phew.
it's not as if I have a private life
it's too late now
Plus I keep thinking if I make a joke of it, it will go away
it could be some conceptual joke
off about Wimbledon still.
Are you really worried about flippant comments? Really?
does have unpleasant connotations of wishing for a miscarriage. Which is even less fun than a pregnancy scare.
I meant the issue go away, not a potential baby. Dear dear
because it's making me look and feel bad
the whole unexpected pregnancy thing is a general headfuck.
and normally I would agree. It's just that I was bored at work last night.
I wish I hadn't now
that she'd probably kill me if she knew I had done this, but here's hoping she won't find out
Unfun. Very unfun. But, it happens, there is no point becoming massively up tight about it, and definitely no point projecting hostility onto some theoretical possible child. It's just part of life isn't it.
I'm pretty much taking it in my stride
My child WILL be the next Kevin pietersen
what if the child is BLACK?
I made a joke about Andy Crane and we laughed heartily.
was earlier than that
birthday with Andy Crane.
I love that man. genuinely.
We were at a car boot sale.
ITS YOUR KIDS!!
What about my kids?
THEYVE MARRIED BLACK PEOPLE!!
endured this once. she wasn't even my girlfriend or anything. which was quite bad.
they aren't THAT bad...
she was actually properly pregnant ... not really a 'scare' i guess
Fortunately I've never had a real scare... like 'real' scare... but umm... yeah.. all the stuff that goes through your head. It's internal torture.
Sorry for the scare
and for upsetting SOME people
. . . . . Converting all your sounds of woe
Into Hey nonny, nonny.
I want to be in the gang
think of a famous playwright and one of his plays...where a lot was made over not much at all
I've really shamed myself now
PS I've never been anywhere near this particular play of The Bard (except for the fact I watched it mirthlessly at the RSC once - it had a Riverdance at the end)
except for Keanu
need to start wearing 2 condoms.
(and all of you with any STD's obvs)
Do femidoms still exist?! I remember my mum showing me one once, it was like a big rustly greasy plastic bag - SEXUAL.
I might go on the man pill
I hope you're in a trusting long term relationship?!
man pill, man condom, lady pill, lady condom.
Then there's gonna be no passing of unexpected stuff.
Or sex probably.
Mind you before me she had slept with an Albanian
you're gonna have Alby juices. It's a terrible disease. Makes you speak in tongues, but when you're sleeping so you won't know about it.
Awwww SIX YEARS!
Alby juices (!)