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Screw No Smoking Day.. its Steak and Blowjob Day ladies
that I have been denied critical need to know information, with regards to the existence of this day...
Really it's just a bit of a joke.
I can have steak every day?
your chances of BSE...
National Chicken and Blow Job day....but not at the same time. Does anyone know the gullet capacity of a chicken??
That's not right!
I'm back and i'm mixing it up! Grrrrr
Chicken is well mint, but actually minty thank goodness.
and is childish but I don't really see it as offensive of sexist like a lot of people have done. Probably the people who call it sexist are student types who are happy to be radical on facebook but when it comes to real life will happily wear a short skirt to a job interview and show a bit of skin or ignore a protest on wage gaps because it might make them seem "a dyke" to all those hot rugby players. That's the thing about the internet you can be a completely different person.
my short skirt has got me loads of jobs!
you need is a sheepskin coat
but apparently there's a really good john motson impersonator who's cornered the market in north london. I don't think I can compete.
I wish 'my book' reflected reality tho.
fact that I have completely forgotten how that came about.
It's all there, you just have to look for it.