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put it in the oven till its bill withers.
it IS a lovely day today innit!
until you told that.
he can't help it.
Meths, i enjoyed your story. Tell us some more.
don't worry. more would be good.
i've already decided its too pointless
Only she had no idea who bill withers was and consequently felt the final four words were superfluous description added by the person who originally told it to her.
I have no idea why she found the joke funny. Clearly she likd the idea of cooking ducks and thought it was hilarious.
my Dad keeps telling one about a pet shop selling a 'fur burger'..I don't think he knows what it means..should I tell him?
it really makes me cringe
else why would it be funny?
woman goes in a pet shop..wants an unusual pet, the owner says we have a fur burger
what's that? she says..it looks like a square of fur in a cage
well, says the owner, watch this 'furburger wall!' the furbruger smashes out the cage and through the wall, then returns
then 'furburger door!' it does the same with the shop door
wow says the woman i'll have it! as i know when my husband gets home and asks what it is he'll say 'furburger my arse'
yup..worth all the typing wasn't it?
Advanced avian larynx surgery, pray for a PR break. Modify some costumes, first instill it with a comprehension of English, then with a grasp of the diatonic scale, melody and improvisation. Then you'll need a good manager.
We'll scour the everyman venues first: Shopping centres, talent shows, sattelite-town nightclubs and push for a residency (Bookers love a novelty).
With a healthy fanbase, we'll arrange for a showcase and snappy duck press release, some home-spun demos of tunes that are friendly to the duck's register.
But there'll always be a portion left to destiny.
An ice-cream man being mugged.