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i've been in for half an hour or so and i've cooked me up a bolognaise and made a spliff and now im just about to put the spaghetti on : )
it smells goooood
im also drinking pina colada
By drugs and alchohol and sex with women-mmkay
But its when you do these things too much
That you've become an addict and must get back in touch
You can do it Its all up to you-mmmmmkay
With a little plan you can change your life tooo-day
You dont have to spend your life addicted to smack
Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for crack
Follow my plan and very soon you will see-eeyy, its easy mmkay
Step 1: Instead of ass say buns, like "kiss my buns" or "you're a buns hole"
Step 2: Instead of shit say poo, as in "bull poo", "poo head" and this "poo is cold"
Step 3: With bitch drop the t because bich is latin for generosity
Step 4: Dont say fuck any more because fuck is the worst word that you can say.
So just use the word mmmkay!"
That's undeniably cool
i find my own company lovely.
i show myself a good time.
not in the dodgy way...
You can enjoy your company and enjoy some of life's pleasures; that is a sign of a composed intellect.
but one can never be sure with you.
"i have to say mate, you do cook a mean spag bowl" :D
I had to make do with carrots...
my fridge is bare. :-(
oldie used to make bolognaise with carrots in.
and therefore im going to bed!