What stories do your friends tell to other people about you, that you really, REALLY hate them hearing?
The one I hate the most is when my friends think it's funny to tell stories about when I was an alcoholic, often to people I've just met. I don't find this amusing, as I have changed immesurably as a person since then, and the person I've just met immediately dismisses me as a cunt.
The other one I remember being really pissed off about was one friend I had who would, when drunk, tell every girl I was talking to that I am a Man City player. If pressed, he'd claim I was Nicky Weaver. He'd do this constantly for about a six month period, and it's no coincidence I got no sex here because the women either 1) Knew I wasn't nicky weaver or 2) Hated football.