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What a great way to spend my lunch.
Favourite quote: 'I'll have a tear up if I have to'
clean any chimneys?
prefix anything with "The Old"
go "wap wap waaaaa [[issues] wap wap wap waaah [women] etc?
rent a cockney self.
that you profess to hate Loose Women, but you still seem to watch it religiously.
she watches loose women. Therefore it is on in the background.
What do we think of men?
Your mum makes you lunch? That's sweet. Are you working at the moment? I thought you had a job
Its the sensible option. She makes fine sandwiches.
or whatever. I used to go home for lunch when I had a Saturday job, it was great. I'd phone up and say "Hi, I'm leaving now, I'll be there in five minutes" and when I got home a proper meal would be ready and waiting. Get in.
2 bagels with salmon and cream cheese waiting for me when I got in today. God I am mollycoddled.
She does get £200 a month rent out of me though.
Rent might go down.
I live like a king.
What, like... Maggie Thatcher?
Danny Dyer were crossing the road whilst choking on a chicken bone, not only would I not administer the Heimlich Manoeuvre but I would also speed up in his general direction. If in hitting him with my car it were to dislodge the chicken bone, I would reverse back up to where he is laying and jam it right back down his oesophogus, gluing it in place if necessary.
I would then set light to him after cutting off his arms, and drive off
and then an hours LOLing...it was so gashers
but strangely hilarious.
sean bean leads a gang of vigilanties. Its been called 'the football factory with guns'
I'm predicting a clean sweep at the oscars next year.
last night when we were watching skins my flatmate kept going "oh god, he's so sexy, i'd do him" etc etc.
i just dont get it!
he isnt sexy at all!
have you seen how he smokes a B&H? Fucking textbook.
im going to start referring to her as 'the beast' (i just finished series 4 of angel)
it's one of the very very few things in the world that actually makes me angry..SEETHING in fact
Danny Dyer...pretty rubbish, he's no Ray Winstone.
which is your favourite?
wrinkly sex mad Jane?
blonde 'I had an abortion once you know' bag
I'm the hard faced Scot
i hate children, and myself..and all of you
closely followed by Sheree Murphy
cos there's two
she had a kid recently? Thats all I know about her. Has wierd ears as well.
she was on GMTV. God I can't remember her name.
her name is andrea something
also, check out Sky News girl
thankyou yo_soy. Lisa Burke is a hottie as well.
I fancy the arse off him.
the son of ray winstone and a hammer, roarrrr