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is a thread title that i've wanted to use for ages, but so far resisted.
what threads have YOU thought better of?
glad i never let anybody see that one
...i had a conversation about how my mate once smelt his balls after having a pizza and it smelt of pizza grease on friday.
how much can actually be said about that topic?
....he stated it, i looked in horror.
"I Am About To Play _________ On Bass"
The last time, it was going to be the theme from Grandstand. I might still do it.
committing DIS suicide, but noone knows me on here except my girlfriend, and even she probably wouldnt really mind that much anyway.
by the way this is by far the worst thread ever.
Others have been too tight or too slack, just like the three bears
This has given me an idea...
i fear the weight of simultaneous ban requests would crash the systems and possibly explode the DiS mainframe.
i'll give you the gist of how everyone would respond: "Eurgggh, what the hell is wrong with you?"
I'm really curious now.
"Have you ever jizzed on your own face?"
i wasnt wanking tho, so that makes it ok
something to be proud of
i'm asking the questions here
that's pretty tame. one my my friends once accidentally came in his own mouth at a house party. oh the tales.
He must be bendy.
There is a place on the internet, that I will not link to, where a thread like that wouldn't raise an eyebrow.
Still - post it!
It's not my site, dumbass!
And I'd thank you not to post that until there's material on there that's actually funny.
one i used to be on changed "nintendo" to "penis"
there was a user called "nintendork" whose name became "penisrk"